The moral. Don't ever eat a baconator with 24 strips of bacon.
It could have been worse. You could have gotten the Spicy Baconator with 24 strips of bacon. I'm not sure you'd still be alive today to give us this follow-up.
Oh, but here is the best part of my journey to Wendys.com to find out about this alleged "Baconator." This is from the site:
We regret that Wendy's cannot provide product calorie information to residents or customers in New York City. The New York City Department of Health passed a regulation requiring restaurants that already provide calorie information to post product calories on their menu boards -- using the same type size as the product listing.
We fully support the intent of this regulation; however, since most of our food is made-to-order, there isn't enough room on our existing menu boards to comply with the regulation.
I'll repeat the key phrase: "Since most of our food is made-to-order, there isn't enough room on our existing menu boards to comply with the regulation."