"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? "
Not sappy at all. Thanks for sharing.
On a related note, I get along great with my in laws. Also, the first time my wife met my Dad, I asked her what she thought of him. She said "Obviously, he never read the book on how to be a lousy in law!"