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I would first send them to the Sex, Politics, Religion forum and then on to ChitChat. Make sure they know the importance of Bacon here. If there were any ongoing biznitch-threads about Michael Barnes, Booby pictures, or Admin actions, I'd definately link them there as well.
Geek Questions. If they can make it there, they will make it anywhere.