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I had a teacher in high school who, during random moments in class, would holler "Think fast!" and throw a tennis ball at someone. Most people DIDN'T catch it.
 
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I had a math teacher who used to throw pieces of chalk at anyone who wasn't paying attention. He was a fantastic aim and generally hit right in the middle of the forehead.
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Cringing Dragon wrote:
I had a math teacher who used to throw pieces of chalk at anyone who wasn't paying attention. He was a fantastic aim and generally hit right in the middle of the forehead.


Mine used the eraser full of all that chalky goodness.
 
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My fifth grade teacher threw a book at a kid and hit him in the head with it. It was a small textbook but it still hurt him.

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My Latin teacher was insanely funny. Sometimes the emphasis was on insane.

It was nearing the end of the year, and one of the seniors had brought a squirt gun into class. He wasn't spraying anything, but the gun was sitting on his desk. When the teacher saw it he started "admiring" it while surreptitiously reaching into the closet behind him.

He pulled out a hammer and started smashing the thing to bits right on the guy's desk. Plastic and water went everywhere. It. Was. AWESOME!
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[THINKING]----------[00%]
[THINKING]----------[10%]
[THINKING]----------[20%]
[THINKING]----------[30%]
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Can't think of anything and don't know why...
 
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Scott Firestone IV wrote:
My Latin teacher was insanely funny. Sometimes the emphasis was on insane.

It was nearing the end of the year, and one of the seniors had brought a squirt gun into class. He wasn't spraying anything, but the gun was sitting on his desk. When the teacher saw it he started "admiring" it while surreptitiously reaching into the closet behind him.

He pulled out a hammer and started smashing the thing to bits right on the guy's desk. Plastic and water went everywhere. It. Was. AWESOME!


I approve of teachers carrying hammers.
 
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