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Jeff Hinrickson
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I am hereby starting a support group for gamers who don't win.

If you suck at board games, but find yourself still spending your paycheck to purchase new games and then wonder why the hell do I waste my time because I suck. Then this group is for you.

If you go home crying because you got your ass spanked in Ticket to Ride: The Card Game by a color blind old man who could barely hold his cards and you saw them every damn time he dropped them. Then this group is for you.

If you play Mall of Horror and you are the first person they throw to the zombies. Then this group is for you.

If you find yourself resorting back to childhood days by giving your fellow gamer who happens to be sitting next to you a snake bite just because they are beating the snot out of you. Then, GODDAMN IT, this group is for you.

There will also be a sub-group for members who play with the color blue and never win, in which I will be the mediator.

Please tell us you loser stories it will make you feel so much better (or so we can all laugh in your face).

Thank you all for attending.



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CHAPEL
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Re: Is there a support group for gamers who never win?
I'm a long time member of this club.

Do what I do, DM an RPG and kick the crap out of all those "winners". What? You failed your third Savings vs. Death. Whah Whahhhhhhh. devil
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Bill Eldard
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jjloc wrote:
I am hereby starting a support group for gamers who don't win.


Sort of a Losers Anonymous, eh?
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Tim P.
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I had a spell during the Conquest con in Vegas back in April, played about 20 games over the weekend... I was a winner in only won one game... and that was two player Pandemic

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Jeff Hinrickson
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Eldard wrote:
jjloc wrote:
I am hereby starting a support group for gamers who don't win.


Sort of a Losers Anonymous, eh?


Exactly, only not so anonymous.

I think I'll call it Losers Unanimous.
 
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oi_you_nutter wrote:
I had a spell during the Conquest con in Vegas back in April, played about 20 games over the weekend... I was a winner in only won one game... and that was two player Pandemic



Ouch!

Thanks for sharing Tim, we are all laughing at you now.
 
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Jason Henke
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I want to join this club, but I keep losing the lottery for the next open spot.
 
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Reminds me of a joke from an old Mad magazine. Paraphrasing from memory:

"Joey, you're a loser! You're such a loser that they voted on who was the biggest loser and you lost. You wanna know why? 'Cause you're a loser!"
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David Kahnt
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Wow, my mom was right!

I am a loser!

.. wait...

Chapel, can I DM a D&D session for you?

-DK
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Here is one day's worth of sorry tales of woe, tragedy and betrayal soblue
 
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Has someone created a Guild yet?
 
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