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João 'Finding a new way to make you WTF today' Marum
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I was walking through this city's main avenue today when I was accosted by a lady who said: "You have an onion in your pocket."

My question to you all in the hopes that I be enlightened is, what the hell?!?

Why do these things only happen to me?
 
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Did you? Because that's a pretty perceptive lady.
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kdiddy13 wrote:
Did you? Because that's a pretty perceptive lady.


I actually had nothing in my pockets, nothing at all. No onion to be seen in a 2-mile radius. And to answer the question everyone's thinking now, no.

Why an onion? I mean, an onion in a pocket is quite close to a lemming in a pocket.
 
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Was this in Portuguese? And if so..are you sure you really speak it?
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MGBM wrote:
I was walking through this city's main avenue today when I was accosted by a lady who said: "You have an onion in your pocket."

My question to you all in the hopes that I be enlightened is, what the hell?!?

Why do these things only happen to me?
So as I was saying, I had an onion on my belt...which was the fashion at the time...
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Don't bother spittin' on my ties.
I got a onion in my pocket
And baby he's ready 2 caramelize!
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KSensei wrote:
Was this in Portuguese? And if so..are you sure you really speak it?


Oh yes!

"O senhor tem uma cebola no seu bolso das calças."

"You have an onion on your trouser's pocket."

And she left it at that and walked away. Next, a man shall come to me tomorrow and say I have a cabbage on my head.
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Perhaps the lady is learning Portuguese?

I think she needed a bathroom.
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Yes, she is learning Portuguese.

No, no....she was asking you for a bag of onions!!!
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Senhor, você tem um repolho em sua cabeça!
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desertfox2004 wrote:
Senhor, você tem um repolho em sua cabeça!


I do? Where? Where?

Takeitoff takeitoff TAKEITOFF!

It's a carnivorous cabbage!
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I think she simply mistook your duck for an onion.

And NO!, I don't want to know why you had a duck in your trousers.
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Was it really Gary Coleman in disguise?
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MGBM wrote:
Why an onion? I mean, an onion in a pocket is quite close to a lemming in a pocket.


To make this statement, you are either:
d10-1 Experienced in walking around with an onion in your pocket
d10-2 Experienced in walking around with a lemming in your pocket
d10-3 Both d10-1 and d10-2 are true and your pockets are close together
d10-4 Just making it up


If d10-1 possibly she remembered you from a previous occasion and was just punting on the fact that since you are known for walking around with an onion in your pocket on previous occasions that it was a safe bet that you were doing it again

If d10-2 Is that legal in Portugal? She has bad eyesight and thought the lemming was an onion. Perhaps it was a bald lemming? Or maybe she just hoped it was a lemming because she was afraid of the consequences of meeting someone in the street who walks around with a lemming in the your pocket.

If d10-3 She approached you from the onion side and failed to notice the lemming.
If d10-4 You should stick to wearing a duck on your head and stop making implausible comments about transporting lemmings and/or vegetables through city streets cool
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Karlsen wrote:
To make this statement, you are either:
d10-1 Experienced in walking around with an onion in your pocket
d10-2 Experienced in walking around with a lemming in your pocket
d10-3 Both d10-1 and d10-2 are true and your pockets are close together
d10-4 Just making it up


I have to admit, I never carried neither an onion nor a lemming in any of my pockets. Hence the reason of me being 'Huh?' when she said that.

I mean, one day someone will be telling me I have a watermelon on my pocket. Though that would be kinda cool. cool
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