Humans: Hey, there he is!
Zombie: You guys are gonna bring me back to life? Uhh.. great...Here, let's celebrate by drinking this can of soda I found.
(zombie then turns back to humans, quickly pours oil/gasoline into can, then turns back around and gives soda to humans)
Human 1: For a zombie you're pretty nice.
Human 2: Hey, this tastes funny!
Human 3: I'm not feeling too well...
(humans then drop dead)
Zombie: Stupid humans.