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So, I run over to Target yesterday to buy my latest gaming interest/passion - Cribbage - when an OLD man starts hitting on me!!!

In the course of his conversation, he proudly mentions his age - 70!!

I purposely mention my husband on my end of the conversation, so he can get the hint!!!

UGH!!!


PS: Cribbage was reduced to $3 including the cards!! I cannot wait to try it!
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You shouldn't give the old stiff such a hard time.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
So, I run over to Target yesterday to buy my latest gaming interest/passion - Cribbage - when an OLD man starts hitting on me!!!

In the course of his conversation, he proudly mentions his age - 70!!

I purposely mention my husband on my end of the conversation, so he can get the hint!!!

UGH!!!


PS: Cribbage was reduced to $3 including the cards!! I cannot wait to try it!


Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.*








*From reading the subject line, I was hoping that this would be a story where it would be appropriate(?) to use that quote. It was not, fortunately for the OP. But I REALLY wanted to use that quote.
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Geosphere wrote:
You shouldn't give the old stiff such a hard time.


I didn't!! I was a perfect lady!!


PS: I let him down gently....
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How you doin'? Come here often, sexy? I just popped twelve little blue ones and I think that they'll keep working after I do. You wanna share the befenits of my AARP card?
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Did he mention Viagra in the conversation? If not, perhaps he was just being friendly. Perhaps here is an old guy blissfully unaware of the hyper-charged sense of sexuality that has so poisoned our society and your point of view, and he was just being conversational.

Did it ever occur to you that as we guys get older and closer to whatever awaits us once this earthly life is over that we might try to make amends for a lifetime unwillingly driven by testosterone by trying to relate to a younger member of the fairer sex on a simple, platonic human level?

Are you so full of yourself and your instant assumption that even old coots want you that you took a kindly gesture made by a human who has seen more of life than your limited vision can comprehend, that you can slap down the hand that reached out to you - reached out with the empathy that only a long life full of joy and sorrow can shape?

As this poor soul faces the all too short days that the Autumn of a lifespan brings, he'll spend a portion of those small, precious days remaining wondering what kind of a world he's leaving behind, where a kindly old soul can bring a smile as a gift to a young woman and get scorn and shame in return.





By the way, do you want to see my etchings?
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I have to keep my blue pills -- Viagra and Sleep MD -- away from each other, as they produce very different effects. And combining them is no picnic either.
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I accidently spilled my bottle of Viagra into the toilet and had to flush them... (...wait for it...) We couldn't keep the seat down for a week!
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It could be that he was approaching that four-hour mark and was afraid he'd have to seek medical attention.
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Bloodybucket wrote:
Did he mention Viagra in the conversation? If not, perhaps he was just being friendly. Perhaps here is an old guy blissfully unaware of the hyper-charged sense of sexuality that has so poisoned our society and your point of view, and he was just being conversational.

Did it ever occur to you that as we guys get older and closer to whatever awaits us once this earthly life is over that we might try to make amends for a lifetime unwillingly driven by testosterone by trying to relate to a younger member of the fairer sex on a simple, platonic human level?

Are you so full of yourself and your instant assumption that even old coots want you that you took a kindly gesture made by a human who has seen more of life than your limited vision can comprehend, that you can slap down the hand that reached out to you - reached out with the empathy that only a long life full of joy and sorrow can shape?

As this poor soul faces the all too short days that the Autumn of a lifespan brings, he'll spend a portion of those small, precious days remaining wondering what kind of a world he's leaving behind, where a kindly old soul can bring a smile as a gift to a young woman and get scorn and shame in return.





By the way, do you want to see my etchings? :what:


Where did I say I scorned him or was rude in any way? Geesh!!! Some of you are making assumptions, that are just that....assumptions.

I talked with him in a very friendly manner, and was able to work in the fact that I was married (by mentioning Mystery Bob) without either being unfriendly, rude, or dismissive!!!

YIKES!!!

And btw, I've seen the ahem, famous "etchings" and I prefer the ones I have at home!
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