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A Nebraska court today dismissed a former State Senator's lawsuit case against God, because the man could not get God to accept the serving papers. Ernie Chambers had sought a permanent injunction to prevent God from committing acts of violence such as tornadoes and earthquakes.
 
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Osiris Ra wrote:
A Nebraska court today dismissed a former State Senator's lawsuit case against God, because the man could not get God to accept the serving papers. Ernie Chambers had sought a permanent injunction to prevent God from committing acts of violence such as tornadoes and earthquakes.


Seems like the gods served him up a big plate of shut up.
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Osiris Ra wrote:
A Nebraska court today dismissed a former State Senator's lawsuit case against God, because the man could not get God to accept the serving papers.


Huh. I can think of a much more obvious reason to dismiss the case.
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WAIT, I think I understand! This guy was a right-wingnut, and he was hoping to hasten the apocalypse by making Jesus come back to Earth for a court date!

Pretty sneaky, sis!
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Verkisto wrote:
Osiris Ra wrote:
A Nebraska court today dismissed a former State Senator's lawsuit case against God, because the man could not get God to accept the serving papers.


Huh. I can think of a much more obvious reason to dismiss the case.


Yeah, he filed his papers in a court with no jurisdiction. Sheesh, you'd think he'd know better.
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Actually, most jurisdictions allow you to obtain substitute service on a member of the defendant's household over the age of 13. So, you go to a local church (a house of the Lord), serve the priest, and move for default judgment.

I know, I'm going to Hell just for pointing that out.

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Obviously this should have been a federal case.
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Suing Satan and his staff is also difficult

United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
54 F.R.D. 282 (W.D. Penn. 1971)
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Osiris Ra wrote:
A Nebraska court today dismissed a former State Senator's lawsuit case against God, because the man could not get God to accept the serving papers. Ernie Chambers had sought a permanent injunction to prevent God from committing acts of violence such as tornadoes and earthquakes.


He did not have a case. He has not read 1 Ki 19:11, which exonerates God from tornadoes and earthquakes.
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