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I just heard this story from a Vietnam veteran.

(I'll attempt to retell it.)

Many years ago his squad was sitting out in the hot jungle. They had been out there for the longest period of time. They thought -- something's got to change. Then one day the sergeant comes to their rescue and says to them, "A new order has come back from headquarters. Everyone is going to get one change of underwear. Now Johnson, you change with Peters. Peters, you change with Brownie. Brownie, you change with Harry..."
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Josh
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I told that joke at a church talent show in 1978. No kidding.
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day..."
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Wocka-Wocka-Wocka!

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sikeospi wrote:
I just heard this story from a Vietnam veteran.


Funny, I heard that same joke from a veteran of the Punic Wars.
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