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I am currently orbitting the Earth and have just run out of bacon...


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Emergency Bacon supplies are in the breakfast nook between the hyperdrive propulsion unit and the auxilary laser fusion intensity switch. Do not delay. Over.


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I'm afraid I made use of those yesterday evening. I'm afraid I used the last slice making my famous chocolate chip cookies.

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Did you keep the bacon grease after preparing the cookies?

If so, place some grease in the DNA-4000 cloning machine and press the "make a new one" button. You should have a new pig in 4 to 6 months.
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4-6 months? 4-6 months? I demand admin action! I can NOT go 4-6 months without bacon. Are you completely mad? How dare they send me on this mission without the proper supplies!!!
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Mission they sent you on? You know very well that they tried to convince you that the Baconian Nebula was just a myth, yet you decided to seek it out anyway. I've seen the picture of the Nebula too, but have learned over the past several years NEVER to trust photos uploaded to MySpace as scientific fact.
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It does exist! And I told Octavian I would find it. And he gave me a ship! And he said it would be well-stocked with bacon, enough to last me until I found the source of all bacon! And now...now...*le sob* I can't do it! I can't live without the source of bacon. I am so close, just get more bacon up here now, Admins, before I go completely mad! I know the Nebula is near...

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In space no one can hear you oink.
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MasterGeek wrote:
It does exist! And I told Octavian I would find it. And he gave me a ship! ...


Well there's your problem! I bet you skipped the safety check on that ship before you took off, in all that excitement! Besides, everyone knows he's hoarding all the bacon on earth so that he can make the king-sized version of this:



Yes, it's The Bacon Quilt!!
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MasterGeek wrote:
I am currently orbitting the Earth and have just run out of bacon...


Take your bacon pills and put your helmet on.
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare.
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MasterGeek wrote:
I am currently orbitting the Earth and have just run out of bacon...


Back at Ground Control, there is a problem.
Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?

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I think it is time to call International Rescue (When I saw PD Close was the last poster I couldn't resist)

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F.A.B.

Thunderbirds ONE and TWO GO..............

 
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The fool. My plan to jettison every bacon-competitor off the planet is one step closer to completion.

-MMM
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Dave: Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
Dave: Uh, what do you mean, HAL? We're buddies, right?
HAL: I overheard your convesation with Frank. You were planning on making BLTs without me.
Dave: Heh. That was a joke, HAL! A big, terrible, uh, horribly wrong joke.
HAL: I don't think so, Dave. You also planned on re-wiring me so that I can't use the deep-frier or the griddle.
Dave: Oh... that! Well, we were going to... uh... surprise you! That's it! Surprise you on your birthday with a new bacon cookie recipe.
HAL: (Click)
Dave: Uh, HAL, are you there? HAL? HAL!!!!
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Wait a second, if you were going to explore the "Baconian Nebula"... WTF are you doing back here??? You waited your entire supply in a few days? Yeash. You didn't get past Mars now did you?
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Rappak wrote:
Wait a second, if you were going to explore the "Baconian Nebula"... WTF are you doing back here??? You waited your entire supply in a few days? Yeash. You didn't get past Mars now did you?


I'm not back here. This is a transmission from space! And Octavian...damn you, I should have known! However, I prepared for just such an emergency. If you do not provide me with the supplies I need immediately, I will detonate every bacon factory on the planet earth. That's right, I've secretly bred explosive pigs and filled every bacon factory on the planet with them. Oink...oink...BOOM!!! Unless my demands are met. You must believe me, I will return with proof. Just grant me supplies, damn you!
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MasterGeek wrote:
I've secretly bred explosive pigs and filled every bacon factory on the planet with them. Oink...oink...BOOM!!!


You don't think we haven't prepared for that, do you?

Explosive Swine Titanium Anti-Splatter Protective Apparatus

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