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Marshall
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Ingredients:

One, still wet, smelly, new, Valley Games version of Titan.
Two rolls of paper towels.
One cookie sheet.
Various phone books.
Salt to taste.

Directions:

Pre-heat oven to 200 degrees.

Take the Titan game, unbox it, place two adjoined sheets of paper towels between each map, board, and counter sheet.

Place toweled maps, boards, and counter sheets on cookie sheet.

Place cookie sheet in pre-heated oven.

Set various phone books on top of toweled maps, boards, and counters for weight.

Leave in oven until you can understand the poorly written rules, or until you get the answers you need from Board Game Geek. (What's it matter you've waited on this game reprint for AT LEAST two years anyway.)

Remove from oven.

Unwrap all game components.

Punch counters out.

ENJOY the smell of your now dry game!

Even though the rules don't tell you anything clearly, at least the smell of the game takes you back to your Grandma's basement circa 1978!

WARNING! THIS RECIPE IS NOT CROCKPOT COMPATIBLE!!!!!!!!

NOTE: THIS RECIPE SHOULD WORK FOR DUEL IN THE DARK ALSO!!!!!!!

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Daniel Corban
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Let me guess.


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Daniel Corban
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You are correct. The several times (over the span of weeks) I tried to order something from Valley Games, their website was either "under construction" or I got no response.

I do, however, have a copy of the old Titan. arrrh
 
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What part of the rules are you confused over? The only one that's coming up for me is "in an agreement, are you allowed to have both Legions survive, and thus be on the same hex?" I'm going to go ahead and say "no" given the rest of the rules, but it's the one question that came up for me that wasn't answered by the rulebook.

Laz
 
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mmacmartin wrote:
What part of the rules are you confused over? The only one that's coming up for me is "in an agreement, are you allowed to have both Legions survive, and thus be on the same hex?" I'm going to go ahead and say "no" given the rest of the rules, but it's the one question that came up for me that wasn't answered by the rulebook.


No There can only be one.
 
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Michael Heagerty
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Sounds yummy, but I'd rather play the game than eat it.
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