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Erik D
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Our apartment was unusually chilly this morning when we woke up. My wife informed me that we had no heat or hot water. I got dressed and left for work unwashed and cold.

I must have left my iPod on last night because the battery was dead this morning. No music for this commute.

I stop by the Dunkin Donuts to warm up with some hot chocolate. Apparently, my Dunkin Donuts was razed some time in the last two weeks.

Without an iPod, I seek one of the two free newspapers to keep me entertained on the train. They're all out this morning.

Can't wait to see what's in store for the rest of the day!
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erak wrote:
Can't wait to see what's in store for the rest of the day!


It's Monday.

It's not going to get any better.

Check your fly.
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I hope you got the worst out of your way for the week!

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Your mom called. The dog died.
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

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I called, I'm going to visit you tonight.
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erak wrote:
Can't wait to see what's in store for the rest of the day!


Well allow me to brighten the outlook a bit by reminding you that this will be happening today:

 


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Oh, you probably haven't heard - it was in the papers........the USDA has recalled all bacon from stores. Apparently they found some piggy porkers and are recalling all bacon. And, you're supposed to throw away all the bacon in your fridge.

Have a nice day!
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soblue Your wife called. She's running away with your attorney. And your tax accountant. And they're taking the dog. soblue
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cabalzero wrote:
soblue Your wife called. She's running away with your attorney. And your tax accountant. And they're taking the dog. soblue



He doesn't have a lawyer or a tax accountant. And we both hate dogs!


MGBM wrote:

I called, I'm going to visit you tonight.



Yay!



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cabalzero wrote:
soblue Your wife called. She's running away with your attorney. And your tax accountant. And they're taking the dog. soblue


Oh man, this makes me want to go watch Le Dîner de cons again. A totally hilarious movie!! Yup, I think I'll go find my dvd and watch it again tonight.
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erak wrote:
Our apartment was unusually chilly this morning when we woke up. My wife informed me that we had no heat or hot water. I got dressed and left for work unwashed and cold.

I must have left my iPod on last night because the battery was dead this morning. No music for this commute.

I stop by the Dunkin Donuts to warm up with some hot chocolate. Apparently, my Dunkin Donuts was razed some time in the last two weeks.

Without an iPod, I seek one of the two free newspapers to keep me entertained on the train. They're all out this morning.

Can't wait to see what's in store for the rest of the day!



Poor Erik. Normally, I would make fun of you, but the heat is still not on in the apartment and I am still cold.

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So Erik gets to work. Later in the day, he calls home and speaks to his wife. He says, "How's Fluffy?" (their kitten).

"She's died this morning," she replied.

"Oh my God! What a shock! Why did you have to put it so bluntly? Couldn't you have softened the blow?"

"How should I have done it?" his wife asks.

"Well, you could have said that Fluffy was playing with a ball on the roof and fell off, so you took her to the vet. Later in the day, when I check in, you could then say that Fluffy has taken a turn for the worst, and finally, later say that after a valiant fight, Fluffy passed away from her injuries. At least I could then be ready for such news.

"By the way, how's Mother?"

"Well, she was playing with a ball on the roof..."


Love,
CameronL


(edited to add the love.)
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eggplantia5 wrote:

MGBM wrote:

I called, I'm going to visit you tonight.


Yay!

Love,
Erik


Shouldn't that be "Love, MGBM" ?

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jeffwiles wrote:


Shouldn't that be "Love, MGBM" ?

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I don't know....

Love,
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eggplantia5 wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:


Shouldn't that be "Love, MGBM" ?

Love,
L C


I don't know....

Love,
Ben


Quiet you two, my brain hurts.

Love,
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MGBM wrote:
eggplantia5 wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:


Shouldn't that be "Love, MGBM" ?

Love,
L C


I don't know....

Love,
Ben


Quiet you two, my brain hurts.

Love,
Verkisto


The heat is finally on! Just in time for me to leave the apartment! Hooray!

Love,
QUACK!
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eggplantia5 wrote:
MGBM wrote:
eggplantia5 wrote:
jeffwiles wrote:


Shouldn't that be "Love, MGBM" ?

Love,
L C


I don't know....

Love,
Ben


Quiet you two, my brain hurts.

Love,
Verkisto


The heat is finally on! Just in time for me to leave the apartment! Hooray!

Love,
QUACK!


Thank goodness!! Yoo Hoo!!

Love,
Jess
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pdclose wrote:


Oh man, this makes me want to go watch Le Dîner de cons again. A totally hilarious movie!! Yup, I think I'll go find my dvd and watch it again tonight.


Ya know, that's on my wishlist of movies.
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