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I have a collection of Nativity scenes.

I hadn't noticed until this year that HiveGod was at the first Christmas.

Really we should have known.


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The wise man from the north?
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Hivegod. he's everywhere you want to be.

Which is creepy as hell.
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Dude... Hivegod is pretty ripped. Is he a professional lumberjack or something?
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cold_fuzion wrote:
Hivegod. he's everywhere you want to be.

Which is creepy as hell.

What if I want to be where Hivegod isn't? Gentlemen, I believe we have a conundrum.
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Grift wrote:
Dude... Hivegod is pretty ripped. Is he a professional lumberjack or something?


No. We've already covered this.



Try to keep up.
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Progmode wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
Hivegod. he's everywhere you want to be.

Which is creepy as hell.

What if I want to be where Hivegod isn't? Gentlemen, I believe we have a conundrum.


Don't think about it! Space will fold in on itself until the entire universe becomes and origami swan! And we wouldn't want that to happen again now would we?
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Dang, he does look exactly like that first sheep. Weird.
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I was fully expecting to see someone taking a shot to the crouch in the nativity (that would have been odd or awesome!).
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cold_fuzion wrote:
Grift wrote:
Dude... Hivegod is pretty ripped. Is he a professional lumberjack or something?


No. We've already covered this.



Try to keep up.

Dude. You and him could be twins or something...

Well, y'know, if he put on a santa hat.
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Jatoha wrote:
I hadn't noticed until this year that HiveGod was at the first Christmas.

I lurk beneath the skins of most religions, The Agonizingly Slow Anticipant, ready always for Svartalfheimzeit, The Watcher, The Waiter -- would you like dies with that? How's want Apocalypse?

Grift wrote:
Dude... Hivegod is pretty ripped. Is he a professional lumberjack or something?

Semi-pro. I could never get the hang of endorsement politics. "No, no, no! Our fine axes are only for chopping trees, or the occasional length of rope -- they're not for 'the delimbification of the wicked.' Not ever."
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How to have a Very Vishnu Xmas -- Anywhere, Instantly!
Step 1: Surreptitiously slip the baby Jesus + manger into the nearest drawer.

Step 2: Sneakily slide the big cow to center stage.

Step 3: ???

Step 4: The whole house just went Hindu!

I get my mom with this one every year -- it never gets old!
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HiveGod wrote:
Our fine axes are only for chopping trees



That is a fine axe.
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This picture just screams for a Santa hat.

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A comment on THE HiveGod picture:

1.) It makes me realize that I can only ever be SO awesome, but never THAT awesome.

2.) I want him on my side; always.

3.) If Chuck Norris were to register with BGG, he'd have to get HiveGod's blessing first.

4.) If HiveGod were at the nativity, he'd be in full blown Captain Morgan pose with his boot on a sheep's back.
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joebelanger wrote:
A comment on THE HiveGod picture:

1.) It makes me realize that I can only ever be SO awesome, but never THAT awesome.

2.) I want him on my side; always.

3.) If Chuck Norris were to register with BGG, he'd have to get HiveGod's blessing first.

4.) If HiveGod were at the nativity, he'd be in full blown Captain Morgan pose with his boot on a sheep's back.


Completely agreed. HiveGod, don't you work security?
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It's as if a Vanir has come down to Earth to smite the weak with his pancake!

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Didn't I hear that Hivegod once killed a man using only his beard?
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cold_fuzion wrote:
Didn't I hear that Hivegod once killed a man using only his beard?

That man was me -- an yet I live! It was a requirement to get that sweet Nativity gig...
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HiveGod wrote:
Step 1: Surreptitiously slip the baby Jesus + manger into the nearest drawer.

Step 2: Sneakily slide the big cow to center stage.

Step 3: ???

Step 4: The whole house just went Hindu!

I get my mom with this one every year -- it never gets old!


Hindu Nativity for the win!

Either that, or you're ripe for a Nativity scene with a very pissed-off Moses.

This whole thing screams Lego, by the way.

And that's you? Jesus. You're... very Rollins-y.
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HiveGod wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
Didn't I hear that Hivegod once killed a man using only his beard?

That man was me -- an yet I live! It was a requirement to get that sweet Nativity gig...


Thank goodness! I was afraid he killed that man just fer snorin'.
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I actually think I figured out why HiveGod was there. Check out the guy on the balcony with some sort of rifle or blowgun. This picture was taken minutes before HiveGod excused himself from the Baby Jesus, climbed the latticework and broke both of that dude's kneecaps.
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I also notice that the logo on Hivey's shirt is mosaic'ed out.

Some theories:

1) A penis
2) Happy fluffy bunnies (given his expression, this one's likely)
3) His "Crew Chief" nametag
4) The gaping maw of the Hellmouth (the mosaic'ing is for safety)

I'm also curious as to why some enterprising Photoshopper hasn't put his eyeball over his head yet. Get with it, folks. Sheesh.
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