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Compassion. Sunglasses. A fake mustache made out of construction paper.



What more does one need to fit in here at Chit Chat?

Nothing. That's why our sixth Chit Chatter of the Day is KSensei!

It hasn't been a full week since my tribulations day in the sun, but schedules demanded that we go ahead and spotlight Jonathan now.

I'm not saying he's going to jail, but the state of Montana requires his presence for a long stretch starting tomorrow.

And so, without further Apu, KSensei!!

OK, maybe a little more Apu...



KSensei wrote:
I was conceived in the back seat of a yellow and black 1970 AMC Gremlin. 7 months later (I'm a quick developer) I was born in a barn in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. (I was actually born in a hospital, but people always ask if I was born in a barn when I leave doors open and I have found it easier to just say yes.) Anyways, I'm not quite sure what we were doing in Oak Ridge when I was born because first of all my dad was doing top secret government work for the...government--something to do with nuclear reactors and molecular structures--and, secondly I was only 0 years old and I don't remember too much from back then.

My dad's top secret government work for the government would have us move all over North America. Eventually we landed in Butte, America and thus my ties to Montana.

After graduating Butte America High School I joined Clinton's new Navy. I am actually kind of disappointed that I never served on a ship in the Navy. (I did back an ambulance into the side of a ship once.) Instead I was trained to be one of the most elite battlefield medical technicians this world had ever seen. Unfortunately, there weren't any wars while I was in and my premium skills were never fully showcased.

After being discharged from the Navy I started college at the University of Montana--who will be playing for the I-AA (FCS) college football national championship in Chattanooga, TN against the Richmond Spiders this Friday, Go Griz!!--where I met my future wife, Ayumi. Ayumi, as it would turn out, is a corporate spy for the YKK Zipper Company. We were married last July at a secret ceremony underneath a waterfall.

Two lies and a lie.

1. At the age of 12, I was the youngest Mayor for Uranium City, Canada.
2. I possess the sword that Yukio Mishima committed seppuku with in 1970.
3. I've urinated in all 4 of the oceans.
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You have sushi on top of your head.
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MGBM wrote:
You have sushi on top of your head.


Sushi on top of his head? What I want to know is what he's been eating that could possibly leave such a prominent mus(tard)stache behind!
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Congrats Monty!

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KSensei will be dead to us away from his computer for the next 20 minutes or so.

That means we get a head start!!


JC:

1) Silk or corduroy?

2) Chocolate or barbecue?

3) HiveGod or Chapel?

4) Penguins or exsanguination?
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Who's a pretty poly then??
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oooo! Question time! Or at least part 1 of Question time!

1) Bacon or Jello?

2) Which is better to have a pancake on, a duck or a bunny?

3) Silliest moment?

4) Yakisoba or Yakitori?

5) First, last, or fruitcake?
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3) Bacon, Jello, or Pudding? Which one would win in a no-holds-barred cage match?

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MGBM wrote:
You have sushi on top of your head.


They say it will stop the balding!
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MGBM wrote:
You have sushi on top of your head.


Sushi on top of his head? What I want to know is what he's been eating that could possibly leave such a prominent mus(tard)stache behind!


Yellow Snow Cones!
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Congrats Monty!

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Thanks Dude! Did you get my text on Saturday??
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jeffwiles wrote:

KSensei will be dead to us away from his computer for the next 20 minutes or so.

That means we get a head start!!


I still havent made it out the door yet. She is refusing to go to work.


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1) Silk or corduroy?


Is it possible to do them both together?

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2) Chocolate or barbecue?


Both for sure!

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3) HiveGod or Chapel?


Both....to the death!!!

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4) Penguins or exsanguination?


Penguins
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KSensei wrote:
DKahnt wrote:
Congrats Monty!

-DK


Thanks Dude! Did you get my text on Saturday??


Yeah... did you destroy the humans?

-DK
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Ahhhhhh, another unfortunate Chit Chatter!!

On to the usual suspects questions:

1. How many dirty children's shorts do you currently have (remember, it's the shorts that are dirty--not the children!)

2. How many naked Barbies do you see?

3. Cupcake or chorizo?

4. Barbie or Bratz

5. Why?

Congratulations oh many-limbed one!!!
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MGBM wrote:
Who's a pretty poly then??


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"Pretty Polly", "The Gosport Tragedy" or "The Cruel Ship's Carpenter" (Roud 15) is a traditional English-language folk song found both in the British Isles and in the Appalachian region of North America.

The song is a murder ballad, telling of a young woman lured into the forest where she is killed and buried in a shallow grave. Many variants of the story have the villain as a ship's carpenter who promises to marry Polly but murders her when she becomes pregnant. When he goes back to sea, he is haunted by her ghost, confesses to the murder, goes mad and dies.


Gosh. I hope none of us.
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1) Is this the most prestigious award you've ever received?

2) Is that your real name?

3) I need a babysitter next week, are you free? You'll get $3.00/hour plus phone and fridge privileges.
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fridge privileges.


Are you sure you can afford that?
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Rappak wrote:
oooo! Question time! Or at least part 1 of Question time!

1) Bacon or Jello?


Bacon...hands down, no contest, no brainer.

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2) Which is better to have a pancake on, a duck or a bunny?


I'm going to have to go with a duck. Had you offered up a Chinchilla...

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3) Silliest moment?


Mine or Joao's? If Joao's then he has too many to choose from. Same could be said for Kuhrusty. As for me? Uhh...I backed an ambulance into the side of a ship. Does that count?

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4) Yakisoba or Yakitori?


Yakisoba--it can be used to lure women back to your apartment.

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5) First, last, or fruitcake?


First!
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