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So, this was one of my favorite games in a previous forum. The game is as follows. Each responder spoils the previous responders wish and then makes their own wish. Spoilage should fulfill the wish, but in a malicous or humourous way. For example:

Wish: I wish for an infinite amount of money.

Granted, here is 1 dollar, 50 cents, 25 cents, 12.5 cents, 6.125 cents, etc., making an infinite sum of payments totalling two dollars.

Or, Granted, but such a large mass causes the entire solar system to collapse into a black hole.

I'll start things off.

I wish to live a long and happy life.
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I'll not wish this on you but a prisoner in a sterile environment not allowed anything--literally ANYTHING-- that could cause harm would live a long life and the happiness could be artificially induced by a constant infusion into the bloodstream ofthe right drugs.

edit:

Oops-- I forgot a "wish".

Here's a long shot: Obama turns out to be the wonderful president of the US the voters hoped while fixing the US [and world] economy, establishing peace roundthe world bloodlessly and ushering in an era of unprecedented peace, prosperity and freedom for the world.

[fat bloody chance]
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whac3 wrote:

Here's a long shot: Obama turns out to be the wonderful president of the US the voters hoped while fixing the US [and world] economy, establishing peace roundthe world bloodlessly and ushering in an era of unprecedented peace, prosperity and freedom for the world.


Wish granted, prosperity and peace across the world and then Dec 2012 comes and danged if they weren't right...

BADDA BING BOOM!! BIG BOOM!


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Hmmm...kinda hard to know what to wish for after the end of the world of all...so I'll reign it in with a fun one...

Keira Knightley under my Christmas Tree...
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Granted. Of course, the police, FBI, and media are deeply interested in how Keira Knightley's dead body appeared under your tree.

Now, for a traditional wish,

I wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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topherbear wrote:

Now, for a traditional wish,

I wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.


I swore I was going to pull the trigger the next time I saw or heard that. KABLAMO!

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I wish for a Monte Cristo sandwich and a Mint Julep.
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joebelanger wrote:
I wish for a Monte Cristo sandwich and a Mint Julep.

Granted, but it gives you a case of botulism.

I wish I didn't have to go to my department's White Elephant Exchange tomorrow.
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What a terrible time to get laid off... right before Christmas.

I'm wishing for a white Christmas! (And we just might get it!)
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Yes, you got it all right, but someone tipped off your friendly neighborhood vice squad, and now it's a white Christmas for you and all of your cokehead buddies. Uh, in JAIL!

I wish for a nice day of playing boardgames during the week of Christmas this year.

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slowcorner wrote:
Yes, you got it all right, but someone tipped off your friendly neighborhood vice squad, and now it's a white Christmas for you and all of your cokehead buddies. Uh, in JAIL!

I wish for a nice day of playing boardgames during the week of Christmas this year.



Congratulations! Knowing of your love of boardgames, your family has purchased you the The Ungame! What a wonderful way to bond with each other!

I wish I could think of something really clever to ask for in my wish...
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Granted! Of course, it's too late now. And to think your clever words would have cured cancer and ended war everywhere on earth.

I wish for perfect health for all my friends, family and myself.
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purplewurple wrote:
I wish for perfect health for all my friends, family and myself.


Done! Please have you, your family and your friends step into this cryogenic chamber and wait for an infinite amount of time until we have the ability to instill perfect health in humans.

While you wait for that, I'd like to wish for season's tickets to the Toronto Maple Leafs for 10 consecutive seasons.. (it'll take that long for them to be any good)
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PsyJam wrote:
While you wait for that, I'd like to wish for season's tickets to the Toronto Maple Leafs for 10 consecutive seasons.. (it'll take that long for them to be any good)


Granted. I have reserved season tickets for you for the 2088-2097 seasons.

I wish for infinite wishes.
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chaddyboy_2000 wrote:
I wish for infinite wishes.


Wish away monkey boy! Too bad they won't be granted.

I wish to be fast like the Flash!
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Wish away monkey boy! Too bad they won't be granted.

I wish to be fast like the Flash!


Did someone say something?...you're so fast no one can keep up, see you or hear you - you're like the wind!

I wish I lived in a beautiful mansion with servants.
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Did someone say something?...you're so fast no one can keep up, see you or hear you - you're like the wind!

I wish I lived in a beautiful mansion with servants.


Granted, but the servants rise against you and take over the mansion from you in a coup.

I wish to be hugged.
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Rappak wrote:
I wish to be hugged.


Done! I have lined up 250 grizzly bears to hug you to pieces.

Seeing as my last wish will take a while to realize, I'd like to wish for a big raise and a promotion at work before the year is through.
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PsyJam wrote:


Done! I have lined up 250 grizzly bears to hug you to pieces.

Seeing as my last wish will take a while to realize, I'd like to wish for a big raise and a promotion at work before the year is through.


Your wish is granted to bad you work for Madoff.

I wish for world peace.
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BelgianBoardGamer wrote:
I wish for world peace.


Granted but it doesn't include you in it and you're killed off.



I wish to go to bed.
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BelgianBoardGamer wrote:
I wish for world peace.


Aliens come and destroy all human life on the earth and so at last, world peace is achieved.


Ok, you go to bed and lice crawl out.


I wish Santa were real.
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Prismcat wrote:
I wish Santa were real.


Mom's Friendly Robot Company builds you that Santa. Here's an explanation in case you don't watch Futurama

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Due to a programming error however, his standards judge everyone except for Dr. Zoidberg as naughty, which he punishes with death and destruction. This leads him to go on destructive rampages across Earth every Xmas using various Christmas themed weapons such as grenades of Christmas ornaments and T.O.W. missile launcher. He resides in a death fortress on Neptune along with a number of Neptunians that act as labor for the closed down toy factory.


I wish I was cool
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Granted! You now live in Antarctica.

I wish I could travel through time.
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Granted, but you travel too far through time and fall into a volcano.


I wish I had the answers to life.
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Granted, but you can only go to London, 1603, where the Black Death is rampant and you didn't bring any antibiotics.

It's 42. Enjoy.

I wish I had a monkey.

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Granted, but it becomes extremely--ahem, attracted to you and poor Amy finally gets fed up and gives it to the zoo.


I wish I was NOT here!
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Granted but you aren't here, nor there, nor anywhere. You stop existing.



I wish that I was a zombie.
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