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??????????????

Yesterday, his username sported: "Saving gamers' daughters from depravity" or something like that. Today is different. I look at his profile, no information just a--ahem "poem."

Sooooooooooo, what is the history here?

Anyone?

And you guys all think Mystery Bob is mysterious!!!

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Look into the eyes of the dragon and despair.
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Be careful. If you stare into the abyss, sometimes, the abyss stares back into you.

Let it go.
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Every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn, just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song.
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Re: MisterCranky!!!
Answer more geekquestions. You'll soon find that Cranky can out Chit-Chat every single person here.
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Answer more geekquestions. You'll soon find that Cranky can out Chit-Chat every single person here.


Is that a challenge? I've got weird in reserve you've never seen!
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cold_fuzion wrote:
Blott wrote:
Answer more geekquestions. You'll soon find that Cranky can out Chit-Chat every single person here.


Is that a challenge? I've got weird in reserve you've never seen!


I will take up the challenge!!!

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cold_fuzion wrote:
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Answer more geekquestions. You'll soon find that Cranky can out Chit-Chat every single person here.


Is that a challenge? I've got weird in reserve you've never seen!


On your best day--hell, on the best days of every single person from your entire genealogy rolled into one ultrabest day--you couldn't match me. Today you like Hulk Hogan? Tomorrow you're gay? The next day you are a Randy Savage fanboy??? The day after that your wife becomes grouchy????? I will find you, and like Haystacks Calhoun I will put my thumb so far into your chest that you will need to eat a snorkel just in order to gasp for breath. I was making Chit Chatters cry because they didn't understand the MPAA rating system before you even knew that black pudding wasn't a racist Jello slur. Don't tangle with me, Captain Fandango, unless you bring a lunch. And bring one for me too, I am feeling somewhat lethargic today.
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MisterCranky wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
Blott wrote:
Answer more geekquestions. You'll soon find that Cranky can out Chit-Chat every single person here.


Is that a challenge? I've got weird in reserve you've never seen!


On your best day--hell, on the best days of every single person from your entire genealogy rolled into one ultrabest day--you couldn't match me. Today you like Hulk Hogan? Tomorrow you're gay? The next day you are a Randy Savage fanboy??? The day after that your wife becomes grouchy????? I will find you, and like Haystacks Calhoun I will put my thumb so far into your chest that you will need to eat a snorkel just in order to gasp for breath. I was making Chit Chatters cry because they didn't understand the MPAA rating system before you even knew that black pudding wasn't a racist Jello slur. Don't tangle with me, Captain Fandango, unless you bring a lunch. And bring one for me too, I am feeling somewhat lethargic today.


Do you like bologna?

Oh yeah and,

Bring it!
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cold_fuzion wrote:
MisterCranky wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
Blott wrote:
Answer more geekquestions. You'll soon find that Cranky can out Chit-Chat every single person here.


Is that a challenge? I've got weird in reserve you've never seen!


On your best day--hell, on the best days of every single person from your entire genealogy rolled into one ultrabest day--you couldn't match me. Today you like Hulk Hogan? Tomorrow you're gay? The next day you are a Randy Savage fanboy??? The day after that your wife becomes grouchy????? I will find you, and like Haystacks Calhoun I will put my thumb so far into your chest that you will need to eat a snorkel just in order to gasp for breath. I was making Chit Chatters cry because they didn't understand the MPAA rating system before you even knew that black pudding wasn't a racist Jello slur. Don't tangle with me, Captain Fandango, unless you bring a lunch. And bring one for me too, I am feeling somewhat lethargic today.


Do you like bologna?

Oh yeah and,

Bring it!


That's it? That's your whole response? Score 1 for MisterCranky.
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That's it? That's your whole response? Score 1 for MisterCranky.


Meh. Actually I lost all will to tussle with the man after reading this.

As a recent Winsome convert myself, I can't be cranky with someone that also likes simple, well-designed games that force that gray lump in your skull to wake up.

So I offer the olive branch to the cranky one.
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Okay... that's just awkward.
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Oh, was the bologna fried? I like that, or I guess Lebanon Bologna is pretty good with creole mustard.
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MisterCranky is like a stack of pancakes made of solid gold. You look at him and think "if I just cleaned off the maple syrup and melted him down, I could make a solid gold hat and be a superstar!" Then you burst into tears, because you don't really want to be a superstar...all you really want is love. And pancakes. Sweet, sweet pancakes.
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Oh, was the bologna fried? I like that, or I guess Lebanon Bologna is pretty good with creole mustard.


I could fry it up I suppose, my daughter likes it that way too. I've never had creole mustard, but now I feel like I'm missing out.
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Gola wrote:
MisterCranky is like a stack of pancakes made of solid gold. You look at him and think "if I just cleaned off the maple syrup and melted him down, I could make a solid gold hat and be a superstar!" Then you burst into tears, because you don't really want to be a superstar...all you really want is love. And pancakes. Sweet, sweet pancakes.


Are you trying to say that MisterCranky would look good covered in maple syrup?
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What the hell is it about this thread that makes me want to eat pancakes to the dulcet tones of Willie Nelson while I stare at my Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat poster?

Jamie, you should probably feed your daughter some creole mustard first, and if she thinks it's good, then you can try some. I have always used my daughter as a taste tester, ever since the first death threats started rolling in from Rec.Games.Board, and it's really the best use of children before they decide to suck every available pfennig out of the coffers so they can go to drug crazed sex parties college.
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What the hell is it about this thread that makes me want to eat pancakes to the dulcet tones of Willie Nelson while I stare at my Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat poster?


No idea.



MisterCranky wrote:
Jamie, you should probably feed your daughter some creole mustard first, and if she thinks it's good, then you can try some. I have always used my daughter as a taste tester, ever since the first death threats started rolling in from Rec.Games.Board, and it's really the best use of children before they decide to suck every available pfennig out of the coffers so they can go to drug crazed sex parties college.


Hehe. I live in the land of free college. All I have to do is ship her off the the way-below average Kalamazoo schools for 12-17 years and it's free ride baby! Who cares she'll get no education to speak of and attend a string of schools constantly in the news for poor performing students and the occasional stabbing. It free college!!

Even if she is limited to two or three community colleges that will accept her. It's free!!
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In case your new subject line isn't just an excuse to use way too many of a different punctuation mark, here's my answer to the question you have posed:

Unless the guy I taught Galaxy Trucker to, played Say Anything with, and teamed up in Wits & Wagers alongside, was a figment of my imagination (a distinct possibility) I think he's a person.
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Blott wrote:
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Subject: MisterCranky.........Person or Persona?????????

In case your new subject line isn't just an excuse to use way too many of a different punctuation mark, here's my answer to the question you have posed:

Unless the guy I taught Galaxy Trucker to, played Say Anything with, and teamed up in Wits & Wagers alongside, was a figment of my imagination (a distinct possibility) I think he's a person.


But you're not sure?
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EgorjLileli wrote:
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I think you are mistaken in your use of "persona". It does not in fact mean "a female person". Are you trying to infer that Cranky is really a woman?

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Mike A wrote:
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I think you are mistaken in your use of "persona". It does not in fact mean "a female person". Are you trying to infer that Cranky is really a woman?



No. She has it right.

Persona- A personal facade that one presents to the world.

Edit: Unless YOU are refering to Cranky as a woman... In that case, Hubba Hubba.
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Would that I were a woman, so I could get away with bitch-slapping you for your annoying use of "infer." Drawing an inference loses so much of its innate power when people equate the whole thing with the act of implication. Mrs. Mystery Bob is my biggest fan--I've known this for some time, and I don't think that she'd imply my femininity any more than she would impugn the lofty delight of my profile's poem. Oh wait, what? SHE DID WHAT???
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