One of my buddies re-sent these to me after finding them on his computer. The first time he sent them was back in 2001. They are still pretty much the same for today.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To the Silverdome - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team?
A. Because then Detroit would want one
Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many DetroitLio ns does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Detroit Lions
Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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Very good. I actually laughed out loud for those.
Many years ago, perennial losers Crystal Palace was beaten 9-0.
What time is the kick-off at Palace? Every ten minutes!
What's the difference between Crystal Palace and a cocktail stick? A cocktail stick has two points!
A guy goes to a bar with his dog for the Lions game. The bartender says "hey! you can't bring that dog in here!".
The guy responds, "it's ok. He's a huge Lions fan. Trust me you'll love him."
"Fine then" replies the bartender.
About halfway into the second quarter, the Lions kick a field goal and the dog goes nuts. He starts barking in celebration, does a backflip, high-fives everyone, buys the next round of drinks, you name it.
"That's incredible!" The bartender says. "How crazy does he get when they score a touchdown?"
"I dunno," the dog's owner replies, "I've only had him for 8 years."