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Subject: My misfortune cookie rss

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Jesse Hickle
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My wife and I had Chinese tonight, and here's what my fortune cookie said:

You are wise to keep your eyes wide open at all times this week.

That's not a fortune! That's a threat! Somebody at the fortune cookie company is after me!
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Is Not Geddy Lee
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No no no. You have to put the phrase "in bed" into the message. It's much better that way.


You are wise to keep your eyes wide open in bed at all times this week.


Unless, of course, you have pissed off your wife. Then, it is probably a threat.
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You like Chinese food
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So it goes
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With the Chinese new year only one day away you need to be extra careful. Watch out for stray fireworks.

(thanks to whomever for the tip, my first!)
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Must have been for your avatar if you stay logged on all week.
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I don't know, there might be a market for this. Selling misfortune cookies that spell doom and gloom to unsuspecting Chinese food eaters. I think I'd like to see one that says Don't look behind you or This cookie was poisoned.
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