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Don't be surprised - high powered people go in for high powered sex. The recent White House extensions were necessary because of the long-time practice of the exiting Presidential couple leaving their sexual accoutrements, (such as the gerbil cage, dog run, combined Rollercoaster/Tunnel of Love, the roof-top enema geyser, the balloon pool and the zero gravity romper room), behind for the enjoyment and sexual titillation of the new Presidential Couple.

I suppose I shouldn't be telling you this but before the public magical Inaugauration Ceremony there is a private one in which the passing President and the holder of the Office of the President Elect perform a magical ceremony in which large quantities of sacred alcohol are consumed and then in a magically charged ritual the passing President symbolically releases the substance of the work load of the Presidential Office into the new President in an act that South Africans know as "the pelican". The name of this historically required act within the Administration is too revered to reveal. One of the probelems that will face those in charge of ceremony on the election of the first woman holder of the Office of the President Elect will be how to ensure the essentially homosexual nature of this vital act is retained for the future good of the Republic.

So the news that the Obamas do a little fisting just makes me more secure that their heads will not be spinning from the secret initiation ceremony or the contents of the White House Master bedroom when they take up residence in the White House.
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... fisting is sure to bond people together...
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Geez, knuckle bumping or "taters" as I've heard it called around these parts, is a sexual act?
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scribidinus wrote:
Geez, knuckle bumping or "taters" as I've heard it called around these parts, is a sexual act?

It is my formal recommendation that you not do an image search for "fisting."
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The question is which one of them is getting it.
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I just jizzed my pants.
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Probably the first black people to have sex in the White House with it being consensual.
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