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relating to a thread at "Board Game Design"

A group of naked very drunk Australian sportsmen, (yes its always men), often high level cricketers, form a line.
Theory:
Everyone bends over and reaches between the legs of the man in front and takes hold of his cock with one hand and inserts an index finger in that same mans arse at the same time. They then let go of the cock and place their free index finger in their mouths. Then with everyone in position "the elephant walk" commences with the whole line shuffling forward.

After a short but joyful period of time the leader shouts "CHANGE!" and everyone removes both fingers, pivots 180 degrees, bends over, grips the cock of the man in front with one hand and sticks the index finger finger of the other hand into his arse. Everyone then lets go the cocks and puts the index finger from that hand into their mouth. And the elephant walk commences again. Repeat indefinitely or until medical officer advises of death from laughter.

Practice:
With enough very drunk men it is just a matter of time until some poor soul mixes up their fingers and tastes shit. This is considered especially hilarious. And the victim to drinks alcohol to get the taste out of his mouth.
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Marshall P.
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"Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution" - Theodosius Dobzhansky
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This one's not screaming "gateway game" to me.
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HardGay says: "I would like to see that!"
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Man, just the other night, I was gaming with my buddies, and we drank a few cases of beer, and I thought to myself "Self, we should get everyone here to play some twisted homoerotic games to prove how manly we are to one another."

Shame I didn't know about this.

And Marshall, you could say this is a gateway game of sorts.

Natural step after this will take you to a bath house, or dance club, until eventually you are cruising the forums on BSDMGeek and moving to the Castro district in San Fransisco.
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