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A student returned a book a while ago that she pulled out of her purse (which was the size of Minnesota, AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING), and some of her lotion got on the book. It was easy to get off, but it was one of those fruity, frou-frou, girly lotions. And I think some of it got on me.

Then, another student came in to check out a book, and her perfume set off my allergies. Now, I'm sitting at the desk, slowly getting a headache as the two scents commingle around me, much like ammonia and bleach commingle to create a deadly gas.

If you don't hear from me by tomorrow morning, send out a search party.
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Did the purse contain the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota?

I said, did the purse contain the biggest ball of twine in Minnesotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

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Verkisto wrote:
A student returned a book a while ago that she pulled out of her purse (which was the size of Minnesota, AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING), and some of her lotion got on the book. It was easy to get off, but it was one of those fruity, frou-frou, girly lotions. And I think some of it got on me.

Then, another student came in to check out a book, and her perfume set off my allergies. Now, I'm sitting at the desk, slowly getting a headache as the two scents commingle around me, much like ammonia and bleach commingle to create a deadly gas.

If you don't hear from me by tomorrow morning, send out a search party.


You do smell mighty perty today.
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Wow, and I swear my wife is NOT a robot....or a cat as her avatar might otherwise imply.
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locusshifter wrote:
Wow, and I swear my wife is NOT a robot....or a cat as her avatar might otherwise imply.


robot Yeah, right...spouting those obviously well-rehearsed lines?! And she's not a Stepford wife? Pull the other one...robot
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Never thought chemical warfare was an occupational hazard of a librarian.

It's Library Defense Code Red. You need duct tape.
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Did she look like Sally Struthers?
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Verkisto wrote:

If you don't hear from me by tomorrow morning, send out a search party.


Sergeant: Right sir! I'll organise a party right away, sir!

Ainsworth: Well it's hardly time for that, is it Sergeant...?

Sergeant: A search party...

Ainsworth: Ah! *Much* better idea. I'll tell you what, organise one
straight away.
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Del_Esau wrote:
Never thought chemical warfare was an occupational hazard of a librarian.

It's Library Defense Code Red. You need duct tape.


Seeing from what he's eaten, I'm SURE he's a veteran of chemical warfare of the highest odor order
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OMG!!! ARE THE BOOKS OKAY?!?!?
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