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Quote the tugboat captain: "This is crazy"

This possibly could be the best worst film ever.

http://www.markusrothkranz.com/iceberg/iceberg_trailer.html
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Ok, that has to be the most awesome thing ever done by man.
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Good lord...I want to watch it so bad now...then I want to mute it and dub over the entire thing.
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My favorite part was the Mac laptop sitting alone on the iceburg with all that equipment. Product placement FTW.
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I don't feel so good. gulp
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pronoblem wrote:
This possibly could be the best worst film ever.


"It always has been... we just didn't know it."

"Whatever it is... it kills in minutes."

"This entire part of the ocean needs to be sterilized, and we need to act now!"
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Whatever you do, don't go to the homepage. There's an entire world of crazy waiting for you.
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ICEBERG is an important film because it deals with real life issues facing the world today like serious climate change from overpopulation and industrial pollution. Our children will face a very harsh world if these issues aren't dealt with right now. Markus also understands that we cannot preach, so the best way to get a message across in today's sacharine society is to sugar-coat the medicine. There is nothing wrong with action packed effects movies- as long as there is a meaningful message in there that can touch our souls and inspire us to make the world better than it is today. We all want to do something good and leave a lasting impression- a major motion picture is a good start.
Life is short- let's do something meaningful while we're here.

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Sugar-coating apparently means adding dinosaurs and poisonous methane emissions. When your boss says, "I'm not going to sugar coat this...". Be prepared for a story with no dinosaurs, CGI, or confusing messages of global doom.
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emperorhand wrote:
Whatever you do, don't go to the homepage. There's an entire world of crazy waiting for you.


Nude, chiseled prophets, fairies, and a fucking LION all in one picture isn't crazy. It's sublime.
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http://markusrothkranz.com/journey/journeyvideo.html

WATCH THIS AND GROW!!!!

This guy is a goldmine:

http://www.markusrothkranz.com/behind_scenes_p.html

http://www.markusrothkranz.com/humor_comedy.html
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I'm guessing the questions "Why is it happening" and "What can we do about it?" are referring to the production of this movie.
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Sweet Zombie Jesus!! I need to see this. When I'm drunk. I don't think that I could take it sober.
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"If response is good, we might use some actors composer etc."
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So wait? They released a billion year old dinosaur fart trapped in the ice? Sweet!!!
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Woo-hoo! Las Vegas represent!
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I want to see all these movies. Pirettes!
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I didn't watch, but was it full of stars?

The ice that is..
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OPTION 1B- Markus comes to YOU, goes through your kitchen, throws out everything unhealthy, then takes you food shopping in your neighborhood and shows you what to buy. Includes the same lifestyle coaching and food prep as above. A relentless intense information download! $5000+airfair. Have a Vitamix.


I will go through your kitchen and throw stuff out for half that.
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Aw geez how could I have NOT seen that this guy is Gods gift to humanity! I feel so dumb now for not realizing this when watching his warning to the world!
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I watched it and just kept thinking: This looks like a job for global warming; that would solve all their problems.
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Wow!

I just spent so much time on that site.
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Chapel, we neeeeeeeeed this for Sci-Fi movie nite!
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sisteray wrote:
Wow!

I just spent so much time on that site.


I have just spent fifteen minutes riveted to that site in a semi-hypnotic trance, but for none of the reasons Markus Rothkranz believes I did.
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Chapel, we neeeeeeeeed this for Sci-Fi movie nite!


It's either the worst Movie ever made, or the best Porno ever made, could go either way.
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I love the picture of him at 27 (dark hair, dark beard, drug-addled) and the picture of him at 40 after he has Reversed Aging by bleaching his hair, getting a nose job, hiring a personal trainer, and buying a wardrobe of pirate shirts.

Also...

I love the "trailer" for the airships movie, where he sounds like the greased deaf guy from Family Guy. Man, can he write some cheesy trailer soundbites!
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