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Subject: Toilet cleaning made simple rss

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Another practical tip for cat lovers

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

d10-1 Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

d10-2 Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

d10-3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

d10-4 The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

d10-5 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.

d10-6 Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

d10-7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

d10-8 The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

d10-9 Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

(another one in an irregular series of things dredged out of the email archives)
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