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Colleens, as a character, has run her course. She was the Salem Strangler. She was framed and turned out to not be the Salem Strangler. She blew up Mr. Kiriakis' yacht, but was under the influence of a voodoo priestess. She was Bo's mistress for a time and even had eyes for Roman.

What more can we write into the character of Colleens? It's time for her to die. But not any death will do! Oh, no! A mega, super soap opera death!

It's time to kill off Colleens, soap opera-style.






*In no way do I wish any harm to Colleens. This is all in soap opery fun. I will be thinking of Colleens safety while this thread runs so as to not be asking the cosmos for some kind of karmic (in)justice.
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You lost me.
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She bakes an excellent frozen pizza. Seriously.

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I will exact my revenge!

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I think this man was seen in the neighborhood.



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I only thumbed this because Joe knows where I live.

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Roman Ibramovich?

Colleens, you have an exotic taste!
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hjo3 wrote:
You lost me.

Colleens was lost to us in a freak boating accident. She was coming back from across the bay after delivering one of the babies that was separated at birth at New Salem General Hospital. She was also carrying the microfilm that was found in the wall safe of millionaire playboy Ty Lookwell. Mr. Lookwell has no alibi for the time of the boat's explosion upon Colleens tying it up at the dock...

Or was it the cabana boy?!
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omg...I want Latria to finish this whole story.
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Doesn't Colleen have six fingers on her left hand?
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BELANGERRRRRRRRRR!


You have made a dire foe this day, Joe.
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It wasn't me. It was my badboy twin. The twin I didn't know that I had until the season finale.
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That was last season. This season the transporter's been out of order for the last six episodes.

You didn't use it, did you?
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joebelanger wrote:
It wasn't me. It was my badboy twin. The twin I didn't know that I had until the season finale.


Nonsense! Your evil twin has been in a coma for the last two years!
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Back to our program.
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Alright, I AM THE CABANA BOY!

But I was blackmailed! By *gasp* ...poison... in my mimosa... Who?!


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MrSkeletor wrote:
Touch my wife* and I will fuck your shit up Joe.
In fact, if you so much as look at her, I will kill you.
I don't even want you using the toilet after her, otherwise it's Sicilian neck tie time.
Do we have an understanding compadre? I think you should disapear for a while into BGN.com just to be on the safe side.





* or is she my mistress? I get here and Meerkat mixed up.


If it's any consolation, it was a remote detonation and she was smiling at the time.
 
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MrSkeletor wrote:
joebelanger wrote:
MrSkeletor wrote:
Touch my wife* and I will fuck your shit up Joe.
In fact, if you so much as look at her, I will kill you.
I don't even want you using the toilet after her, otherwise it's Sicilian neck tie time.
Do we have an understanding compadre? I think you should disapear for a while into BGN.com just to be on the safe side.





* or is she my mistress? I get here and Meerkat mixed up.


If it's any consolation, it was a remote detonation and she was smiling at the time.


Where do you plan to be between the hours of 10 and 11?


I'll be the only adult, male sized lump in Derk's bed... That's me. Yeah, do your worst.
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You can't kill her, Joe....Colleen is....

MY SISTER!


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Octavian wrote:
You can't kill her, Joe....Colleen is....

MY SISTER!


I must be hanging around here too much lately... This is actually starting to make sense!
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Didn't this episode just air on Univision?
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Colleens pantalones estan enfeugo!
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I need to find a dish detergent sponsor first. Palmolive Presents...
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colleens wrote:
omg...I want Latria to finish this whole story.




Here is the entire back story for you from Questionable Content.
 
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