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Please redirect all Blue Penis Complaint Posts to this thread. We must keep your valuable thoughts on the subject centralized and with quick, easy access. Thank you.

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The movie version is sooooo unrealistic.



The comic version made more narrative sense to the story AND was less threatening.

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The sight of penises offends me. That's why I sit down to take a pee. Standing up was a mess.
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My complaint is that it was rather lifeless around his hot superhero girlfriend.
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Better to have a blue penis than a set of blue balls I always say.
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I have to say thats a big'un. How do you get them so big?



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Alright, so he's got a partial. So what!
I'd have a full-on if I was wielding ultimate nuclear power over space and time. surprise
We're lucky not to be subjected to that sort of thing. Take the partial and consider yourself lucky.
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njpomeroy wrote:
Alright, so he's got a partial.


nope.

As soon as that happens, you go NC17.
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Since Doc Manhattan is all-powerful, the way he chooses to appear must be some kind of statement. If he wanted to say nothing, he'd look like his old self, or a featureless mannequin or something. So what is he trying to say with the muscles and large wang? It doesn't make sense for a god to be so vain.

*Disclaimer: Haven't seen the movie yet and read the trade in 2002ish.
 
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hjo3 wrote:
It doesn't make sense for a god to be so vain.


Is it vanity or choosing a form that people understand immediately rather than having to waste time 'proving himself'?
 
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Geosphere wrote:
Is it vanity or choosing a form that people understand immediately rather than having to waste time 'proving himself'?

Good point. But then why bother with genitals?
 
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hjo3 wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
Is it vanity or choosing a form that people understand immediately rather than having to waste time 'proving himself'?

Good point. But then why bother with genitals?


To show his origin as a human.
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The real question is, where are his balls?
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sisteray wrote:
The real question is, where are his balls?


He must be married...
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Shushnik wrote:
sisteray wrote:
The real question is, where are his balls?


He must be married...


I've been having that same problem since I got married!

Now she's threatening to take my big blue penis away! cry

I think she has penis envy!
 
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Quit worrying guys.

The present shrunken blue penis is caused by the Absolute Zero temperature that the Dr is forced to operate at so as to take advantage of Superconductivity and Quatum Flutuation Power.

After relaxing on the beach in Honolulu it does return to the size and color of a normal stallions's penis.

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Pinook wrote:
The present shrunken blue penis is caused by the Absolute Zero temperature that the Dr is forced to operate at so as to take advantage of Superconductivity and Quatum Flutuation Power.


Not only blue, but also entropy-free! What a penis!
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