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CHAPEL
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So Sunday I went and played paintball. I got quarter sized welts and bruises all over my body, and three arm scraps from sliding into barricades the whole time.

BAH!...Whatever, pain is fear leaving the body. Phases me not.

BUT Friday night I watched Twilight with my wife.....and I liked it.

I know....and I'm sorry.I have to live with the shame that I am now a women.

Effeminate emo vampires that glitter in the sunlight? SHAME ME!

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Just leave your gear on your rack and leave. We won't even bother trying to find you. You are beyond hope.


















Or we can make a deal. I won't tell anyone about Midnight if you don't tell anyone I watched the entire Sex and the City series with my wife. Twice.
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The Last Unicorn was a great movie.

Hell yeah, I went there!! Who's the man now?!
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I love the Star Wars (original trilogy only, please!) and the Lord of the Rings movies. Those six movies are my favorites. I also read Batman and X-men comics. I rate Titan a 10 and Magic: The Gathering a 9.

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I cry at the ending of Sleepless in Seattle. Every time.

Oh yes, I also weep uncontrollably when Audrey and George find Cat at the end of Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Uh, excuse me, I have to go now.

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Reading these will purge you and return your masculine soul, Chapel:

http://avphibes.livejournal.com/370683.html

http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-makes-for-the-best-fanwank-e...
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I don't even know you any more...

...you'd fit in great, with my 15 year old daughter and her friends.

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Here's your cure:

Man movie marathon.

Braveheart
The Dirty Dozen
The Hustler
Rocky
Unforgiven
Dawn of the Dead
Braveheart (yeah, I know it's in there twice)

You'll feel better about yourself. Trust me.


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I watched the 1990s Pride and Prejudice Miniseries with my girlfriend and liked it.
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Section D 12 of the Man Code specifically states that the only movie a man is allowed to be touched by is The Dirty Dozen.
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Please, everyone, a moment of silence for the man we knew as MWChapel.
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MWChapel wrote:
So Sunday I went and played paintball. I got quarter sized welts and bruises all over my body, and three arm scraps from sliding into barricades the whole time.

BAH!...Whatever, pain is fear leaving the body. Phases me not.

BUT Friday night I watched Twilight with my wife.....and I liked it.

I know....and I'm sorry.I have to live with the shame that I am now a women.

Effeminate emo vampires that glitter in the sunlight? SHAME ME!



What a wanker!

heh, sorry. You said to shame you. wanker.
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We already knew you were only half man, Chapel. And half monkey.
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OK, you need to get some of this pronto

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Next time we see your full length avatar there better be a pink bow on his appendage.

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I'd understand The English Patient, really. But Twilight? Freaking Twilight?

That doesn't just make you a woman: It makes you a teenage girl!

So the next time you fantasize with having sex with a manly, yet sensitive vampire, do your best to at least imagine he's an orc.
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amwiles wrote:

I love the Star Wars (original trilogy only, please!) and the Lord of the Rings movies. Those six movies are my favorites. I also read Batman and X-men comics. I rate Titan a 10 and Magic: The Gathering a 9.



You Rock!


That being said I own a copy of Legends of the Fall on DVD. But I should get a pass because its violent and has some cool ass WWI stuff in it.
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I know! Twilight? WHY! The whole time I was waiting for Dillion to show up, while the riff to 90210 played in my head...BUT I LIKED IT!

CHA....CHA...CHA...PEL...PEL....PEL
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And you call me the wuss. See if I ever try to copy your facebook picture again...
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If anyone needs Chapel's manhood, it'll be in his wife's purse. shake
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Ah, Chit Chat. Where the men are girls, the women are men, and the pancakes are scared.
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MGBM wrote:
The Last Unicorn was a great movie.

Hell yeah, I went there!! Who's the man now?!


This is simply the truth. Truth has no gender.
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amwiles wrote:
I love the Star Wars (original trilogy only, please!) and the Lord of the Rings movies. Those six movies are my favorites. I also read Batman and X-men comics. I rate Titan a 10 and Magic: The Gathering a 9.

Jeff is a lucky man.
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