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Subject: World's finest tattoos rss

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João 'Finding a new way to make you WTF today' Marum
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Priceless! You didn't link to the best one:

I have now realized my porno name will be Rex King.
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I don't have a picture of it - but, my wife is a nurse. One day, a patient - probably around 60 years old or so, came in. As he got undressed for the procedure, the nurses all noticed the rather large tattoo he had across his back:

"King of the Pussy Eaters"

What sounds pretty cool (and not even, at that) at 20 years old, just really ends up being comical and pathetic, 40 years later...


Postscript: Of course, he wasn't embarrassed as all - the point was driven home a few days later, when my wife called him for a follow-up check on how he was feeling, and she got his answering machine, which said, "Hello, you've reached the King of the..."
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