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An exchange that she and I had last night before going to a friends place to play dominoes.

Ayumi: I'm ready to go.

Me: I'm....a duck.

Ayumi: I didn't marry a duck!

Me: But I'm a duck.

Ayumi: You are a baboon. With a big red butt!






(*note, my butt isn't actually red)
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Clearly, you started it.
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Is that bad? She didn't crack under the nonsense though. She adapted!
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But she wanted no part of the bacon vodka!
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KSensei wrote:
(*note, my butt isn't actually red)

prove it.
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You almost had it, almost. You lacked something though, a real duck.

I'm a duck. Take it.

Then you would give a mallard duck to your wife and she would be most definitely convinced.
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Maybe I can get her to make a video with me. Will have to slip her some bacon vodka first though...
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KSensei wrote:
Maybe I can get her to make a video with me. Will have to slip her some bacon vodka first though...


You: Honey, lie down. I think I see a cavity in one of your back teeth...

Ayumi: Okay, but I don't feel any pain. (Lies down and opens mouth wide.)

You: Glug glug glug. heh!

Ayumi: Aaarrrgghh!

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