If you are old enough to remember the series of (very cheap) Marvel Comics cartoons from the 1960s, they all had short (and pretty bad) theme songs. SPIDER-MAN was a cool cartoon (with a good theme song, as you already know). There was an IRON MAN cartoon and the theme song was something like:
"Tony Stark, he's so cool" . . . etc., etc.
The CAPTAIN AMERICA theme was:
"When Captain America throws his mighty shield, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yield . . . "
There was a HULK cartoon and the theme song had a part that went something like:
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Stand a little straighter. Walk a little prouder. Be an innovator. Clap a little louder. Grow forever greater. We can show you how to. Where will you be then?
You belong, you belong, you belong, you belong to the Merry Marvel Marching Society. March along, march along, march along to the song of the Merry Marvel Marching Society. If you growl, if you grown with a down sour outlook, if you howl, if you moan, you can lose your sour grout by keeping trim and in step with the vim and the pep of the Meery Marvel Marching Society.
Be an early riser. Strive to be ambitious. Speak a little wiser. Try to be judicious. Be a good advisor, never ever vicious. Where will you be then?
Face front... Lift your head... You're on the winning team... DROP DEAD!
You belong, you belong, you belong, you belong to the Merry Marvel Marching Society. March along, march along, march along to the song of the Merry Marvel Marching Society. If you growl, if you groan, and your star is nearly zero, do not howl, do not moan, you can be a superhero, marching right along to the fighting song of the Merry Marvel Marching Society.
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