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Votes by text in the thread plz, include your reasons.

Also, bonus question: If you had to choose a species of bees to sting your genitals in order to tenderise them in preparation for the above listed act, which type of bees would you choose to sting you and why? If possible, please relate all answers to the RSPer that you chose in response to the original question.
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Oh what? Like this one: http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/391949 ?
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Actual name or username?

How much GG do we get for answering the bonus question?
 
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jessitron wrote:
Actual name or username?

Either is preferable.

jessitron wrote:
How much GG do we get for answering the bonus question?

From me, none. Still hoarding for an avatar.

I would however tip you the green type of geekgold.
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Grift wrote:
jessitron wrote:
Actual name or username?

Either is preferable.

jessitron wrote:
How much GG do we get for answering the bonus question?

From me, none. Still hoarding for an avatar.

I would however tip you the green type of geekgold.


Then, MisterCranky. Sorry Darilian, this time you're the bridesmaid because his username has a better rhythm. And I don't know your real name.

And:
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Probably be the worst time for me to discover that I was allergic to honey on my nether regions. The only swelling I'd experience would be that of my love spud and tack expanding to the size of a watermelon. yuk
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Oh GAWD, oh GAWD, oh GAAAAAWD!


Thanks for reminding me of that time Jessica Alba had an orgasm...
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GAWD wrote:

btw ... that is why I chose my s/n: it's what my wife calls me during sex.


Weird, because that's not what she calls me
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Normally, I say my own name if it's a rhythm only I can hear. Either that or every RSP member's name, real or imagined, in order of account creation date. (I keep very detailed records for just this purpose. And yes, that's me outside in the van.)

If it's a rhythmn, and if instead of "mumbling softly" it's "shouting while urinating on myself", it's your mom's name.

It's what I do on Friday nights, anyway.

Edit: not bees. The only insect that generates quite the thrill I'm looking for in these situations is the feisty fire ant. On your genitals.
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mdp4828 wrote:
GAWD wrote:

btw ... that is why I chose my s/n: it's what my wife calls me during sex.


Weird, because that's not what she calls me


She calls you Dawkins as well?
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The only insect that generates quite the thrill I'm looking for in these situations is the feisty fire ant. On your genitals.

We have ourselves a date...
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