Meega, nala kwishta!
AAGH! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!
He's the semi-aquatic egg layin mammal of action,
He's the furry little flat foot who never flinched from a fray,
He's got more than just mad skills,
He's got a beavers tail and bill,
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say.
Perry the Platypus!!
When it comes to havoc, I reek!
She's a semi-neurotic, teenage girl of action
Dooby, dooba, Dooby, dooby, dooba,
She's a foxy little redhead with a Platypus' brain
You best leave her alone,
She's playing MP3s on her phone
And whenever she's around, you can here the bad guys saaay:
Great, now I have this song stuck in my head!
She's Perry; Perry the teenage girl!