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João 'Finding a new way to make you WTF today' Marum
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If anyone could eat their own heart, it would be Chuck Norris.
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jeffwiles wrote:
If anyone could eat their own heart, it would be Chuck Norris.


And with that note...

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


9. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
 
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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The funniest Chuck Norris joke I ever heard, was actually a Vin Diesel joke:

"There is no I in team, but there are two I's in Vin Diesel, so fuck you team."

 
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