Your Friendly Neighborhood Hairfarmer
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on Edmonds
If anyone could eat their own heart, it would be Chuck Norris.
And with that note...
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING