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I heard that it's being spread by Mexican drug cartels so they can unload the millions of bootleg Tamiflu pills they have sitting around

Also, sacrificing all the bacon in your refrigerator will bring safety to your house - just make sure you hang the last strip over your door as a sign
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My wife called saying she has symptoms of swine flu, specifically lethargy. I assured her she was just lazy.
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I'm pretty sure that I may start vomiting fire. I have no medical basis for this, but I heard it from a guy.
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If you eat turkey bacon, you can get swine flu AND bird flu.
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The Aztec god Huitzilopitchli hates me and is trying to sabotage my trip to Puerto Vallarta next week.
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jarredscott78 wrote:
The Aztec god Huitzilopitchli hates me and is trying to sabotage my trip to Puerto Vallarta next week.


Don't go to Mexico Jarred!!

Florida is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!!!
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MWChapel wrote:
I'm pretty sure that I may start vomiting fire. I have no medical basis for this, but I heard it from a guy.

I didn't know Freebirds was open for breakfast.
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I received a memo at work stating, among other things, that you can't get the swine flu from eating pork. Man oh man do I work with some sharp tacks.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
jarredscott78 wrote:
The Aztec god Huitzilopitchli hates me and is trying to sabotage my trip to Puerto Vallarta next week.


Don't go to Mexico Jarred!!

Florida is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!!!


Is there any difference between the two now? Oh wait thats Cuba...
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
jarredscott78 wrote:
The Aztec god Huitzilopitchli hates me and is trying to sabotage my trip to Puerto Vallarta next week.


Don't go to Mexico Jarred!!

Florida is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!!!


Is there any difference between the two now? Oh wait thats Cuba...;)


Be nice Jonathan. Cuba? I've never been and am not interested. C'mon, there are some very nice parts of the state!! And we're having the best weather right now!!
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EgorjLileli wrote:
Be nice Jonathan.


He can't. I'm the nice Jonathan today. It's not his turn until tomorrow.
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quozl wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
Be nice Jonathan.


He can't. I'm the nice Jonathan today. It's not his turn until tomorrow.


He speaks the truth:


EgorjLileli wrote:

Be nice Jonathan. Cuba? I've never been and am not interested. C'mon, there are some very nice parts of the state!! And we're having the best weather right now!!


LOL just messing Mrs. Bob, my Mom is from Miami and her parents lived there most of their lives, so Im used to most of Florida being 'Little Havana'
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Ha! He's putting his glasses on over his glasses.
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Luftwaffe Flak wrote:
quozl wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
Be nice Jonathan.


He can't. I'm the nice Jonathan today. It's not his turn until tomorrow.


He speaks the truth:


EgorjLileli wrote:

Be nice Jonathan. Cuba? I've never been and am not interested. C'mon, there are some very nice parts of the state!! And we're having the best weather right now!!


LOL just messing Mrs. Bob, my Mom is from Miami and her parents lived there most of their lives, so Im used to most of Florida being 'Little Havana'


Poor lady!!!
 
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