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...but I blame one of you for this:



That's right. I'm wearing two different shoes today. I put them on in the dark on my way out the door and didn't notice until I reached the office.

What I want to know is which one of you hooligans somehow altered the time-space continuum to make this happen? I couldn't possibly have put on two different shoes. Improbable!

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Sorry. I was in your closet looking for that four-leaf clover I lost. I didn't turn on the light because I didn't want to wake you. I knew I had bumped your shoes around, but I did my best to put them back.
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You know, the title of this thread would make a good start for a Penthouse letter.
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wmshub wrote:
You know, the title of this thread would make a good start for a Penthouse letter.

I don't get it.
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Progmode wrote:
wmshub wrote:
You know, the title of this thread would make a good start for a Penthouse letter.

I don't get it.


I never thought it would happen to me...
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jeffwiles wrote:

Sorry. I was in your closet looking for that four-leaf clover I lost. I didn't turn on the light because I didn't want to wake you. I knew I had bumped your shoes around, but I did my best to put them back.


Funny I was keeping my porch light off while watching you to avoid waking Prog up too, I of course was naked and drinking whiskey with a shotgun across my lap, but thats par for the course.
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wmshub wrote:
You know, the title of this thread would make a good start for a Penthouse letter.


Yeah, it has pictures 'n everything!!!
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jeffwiles wrote:
Sorry. I was in your closet looking for that four-leaf clover I lost. I didn't turn on the light because I didn't want to wake you. I knew I had bumped your shoes around, but I did my best to put them back.


This is Jeff's "coming out of the closet" story.
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pdclose wrote:
wmshub wrote:
You know, the title of this thread would make a good start for a Penthouse letter.


Yeah, it has pictures 'n everything!!!

What makes you think you can horn in while I'm trying to bear my sole here. You think you can tie me up with your sarcasm laced remarks? I hope you feel like a couple of heels for not holding your tongues.
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Now here's the real question...

Does your belt match either shoe?
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Progmode wrote:
pdclose wrote:
wmshub wrote:
You know, the title of this thread would make a good start for a Penthouse letter.


Yeah, it has pictures 'n everything!!!

What makes you think you can horn in while I'm trying to bear my sole here. You think you can tie me up with your sarcasm laced remarks? I hope you feel like a couple of heels for not holding your tongues.


No, no, no!! The real concern here is how very familiar our beloved Chit Chatters are with those letters!! angry

Wasting precious time they could be using to replicate memes and thumb all of our important contributions to BGG!!

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Genghis wrote:
Now here's the real question...

Does your belt match either shoe?


And do the drapes match the carpet?

Hey! It's a legitimate question! We can clearly see the carpet in that photo.
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Genghis wrote:
Now here's the real question...

Does your belt match either shoe?

I can confirm that exactly 50% of the shoes on my feet match my belt.
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When I was in primary school (uhh... elementary?), I once wore different socks. The teacher noticed and called me out on it. My response, without batting an eyelid was "No... and I have another pair just like this at home"
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Sorry, Jeff, that was my bad. I TOLD you I wasn't the best person to help, being colorblind and all that.

So ... hm. Now I've been in the closet with Jeff, but we both came out together. There's no way that can be misconstrued.
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I'm wearing a pair just like that! Except they're opposite...

HEY! Give me back my shoes!
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