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Paris Hilton and David Arquette star in a remake of a beloved classic: Green Acres!

Bewildered by their hectic city life, Oliver Wendell Douglas drags his spoiled wife Lisa into the small-town life. Only this small town is filled with all types of wacky odd-balls and hilarity ensues!

Also starring: Luke Perry, Paulie Shore and Yahoo Serious.

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Great! Throw in Richard Simons, Carrot Top, and the annoying guy who's the voice of the parrot in Aladin's and I'll know where to shoot the nuke that I've been storing for this occasion!
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I read this thread as

Coming soon:
cold_fuzion



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In a world were terror reigns supreme. One man will dare to stand up for truth and justice. That man is: Dustin Diamond as The Greatest American Hero!


Featuring: Colin Ferrell as FBI Special Agent Bill Maxwell
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cold_fuzion steps up as The Sandman takes a break from crafting your worst nightmares...
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Re-post from another thread and where this whole idea started:

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin star in a re-re-make of the Odd Couple. With wacky hi jinks and ass whuppin'! Stone Cold Steve Austin IS Felix Ungar a fastidious, hypochondriac newswriter whose marriage is ending and Dwayne Johnson IS Oscar Madison a slovenly, recently divorced sportswriter.

Coming soon from FOX and WWE pictures!
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ejcarter wrote:
cold_fuzion steps up as The Sandman takes a break from crafting your worst nightmares...
Cold_Fuzion studios: We make the movies you want to see!
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Now where did I put that Louisville Slugger... ninja
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How about a remake of:

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cold_fuzion wrote:
ejcarter wrote:
cold_fuzion steps up as The Sandman takes a break from crafting your worst nightmares...
Cold_Fuzion studios: We make the movies you want to see shot out of a cannon into the sun!

Fixed that for you.
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Nikku wrote:
How about a remake of:

Great! You just spoiled our big 2010 blockbuster!
 
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amwiles wrote:

I read this thread as

Coming soon:
cold_fuzion





Now that's something I'd go see.
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Progmode wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
ejcarter wrote:
cold_fuzion steps up as The Sandman takes a break from crafting your worst nightmares...
Cold_Fuzion studios: We make the movies you want to see shot out of a cannon into the sun!

Fixed that for you.
Honestly, is anything I've come up with that much of a stretch from the crap they actually are making right now? I'm sure Tim Allen and Queen Latifah are off working on some wonderful POS that exactly 12 people in the world want to see and making a million dollars to do it. My movies at least have a chance of being so horrific that they're funny.
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cold_fuzion wrote:
Progmode wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
ejcarter wrote:
cold_fuzion steps up as The Sandman takes a break from crafting your worst nightmares...
Cold_Fuzion studios: We make the movies you want to see shot out of a cannon into the sun!

Fixed that for you.
Honestly, is anything I've come up with that much of a stretch from the crap they actually are making right now? I'm sure Tim Allen and Queen Latifah are off working on some wonderful POS that exactly 12 people in the world want to see and making a million dollars to do it. My movies at least have a chance of being so horrific that they're funny.

In all fairness, I'd say the same about most movies these days.

That being said, it's all in fun.
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