"Keep Summer Safe!"
And the reviews are in:
Anyhoo, this show somehow turns their ancient enmity into a metaphor for capitalist competition because they both sell junky novelties at neighboring kiosks. Both families are dynasties who expect their offspring to follow in their footsteps, but the respective offspring want to go to college for some reason. While there, the pirate prince (Chris Berry) and ninja princess (Christie Walheim) instantly fall in love and cause more family strife and singing.
Sell outs! Sell outs!
They've lost the true meaning of Pirates vs Ninjas! And the true meaning of Arbor Day!