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Subject: Right now, my wife is hosting a sex party. rss

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Chad Ellis
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I'm not invited.
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Heh. It's a women-only event. I imagine I'll hear all about it afterwards.
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
Heh. It's a women-only event. I imagine I'll hear all about it afterwards.


The least she could have done is let you record it.
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Oh, yeah - it's all about the ticklers, lubes, sprays, lotions..... it's amazing how women open up sexually in an all-girl environment. (or so I've heard )

Really, you need to talk to the wife about this one and see if there were any bi-curious looks, advances, or action going on at the party.

These all-girl sex parties are an amazing recent phenomenon. thumbsup
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
Heh. It's a women-only event. I imagine I'll hear all about it afterwards.


You know I keep hearing about these things and yet I never have gotten invited to one I could actually attend. All my kinky loving BFFs live in other states so they show me the toys they bought when I visit but I never get to enjoy the fun of the "party" part.

All I get invited to is Pampered Chef and Tupperware parties. So not the same.

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Tell Trish if they still are selling the "Rubber Ducky" waterproof vibrator I might make a long distance order. After my local groups "Duck Duck Go" game a few months back several of the girls in our group have expressed interest in having one just for the novelty of it and the fun of squicking out the boys.

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I'm so vanilla my idea of kinky is doing it with the lights on.
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Really, you need to talk to the wife about this one and see if there were any bi-curious looks, advances, or action going on at the party.


Well, two of the women there are lesbians and my wife is bisexual, but I don't think it's going to be *that* kind of party. More talking, sharing, getting new ideas, which they will take home to their spouses.
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You probably wouldn't have too much fun....and the women wouldn't be so open with you there.


Oh, absolutely. This is all about them having some woman-only space so they can relax and say whatever they want. I can hear the laughter up here in my office -- it sounds like they're having a really good night.
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
I can hear the laughter up here in my office -- it sounds like they're having a really good night.


Meanwhile, you are sitting there "talking" about sex to a bunch of computer aliases. This is not right. We better be doing something here to make her insanely jealous that she had to be there and couldn't be enjoy this.

Let's talk about politics. Hardcore dirty politics. That will work.
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I've been to several of these parties and they are a blast. One of my friends husband came back early and he turned bright red when he saw what we were looking at....blush

Gotta have your girls...these parties are fun add a little liquor and everyone starts talking


See yet again... awesome fun girlfriend but thousands of miles away. cry

Ohhhh maybe we could find a dealer and throw a sex party at the hotel at BGG!! I have friends in Dallas (Houston too) who would come. Very awesomely fun friends.
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Hehe...the whips I design and make go over very well at parties like this.cool
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No wonder you've been cranky, Chad!!!

Hopefully, after a couple of days, you'll be in a better mood.

Darilian

Oh, if it makes you feel better-
I'm busy painting little toy soldiers while across the street from me, there's a huge "Schools Out" bash going on at the annex of one of the local sororities...I can hear the squealing from their pool in my little apartment....

So I'm a MUCH bigger geek. There you go.

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Darilian wrote:
No wonder you've been cranky, Chad!!!

Hopefully, after a couple of days, you'll be in a better mood.

Darilian

Oh, if it makes you feel better-
I'm busy painting little toy soldiers while across the street from me, there's a huge "Schools Out" bash going on at the annex of one of the local sororities...I can hear the squealing from their pool in my little apartment....

So I'm a MUCH bigger geek. There you go.



The first step is to not refer to your soldier as "little".
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Its worse than that....

Its not only little, its also made out of lead- so its soft and flaccid... soblue devil

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Ohhhh maybe we could find a dealer and throw a sex party at the hotel at BGG!!

Ah yes, the airport security triple threat: an FFG long box, a vibrator, and bacon-flavored personal lubricant. Whichever one of us makes the most eye contact with the people checking our luggage wins.
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
Right now, my wife is hosting a sex party.


I expect they'll be using this:



 
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Chad_Ellis wrote:
reapersaurus wrote:
Really, you need to talk to the wife about this one and see if there were any bi-curious looks, advances, or action going on at the party.


Well, two of the women there are lesbians and my wife is bisexual, but I don't think it's going to be *that* kind of party. More talking, sharing, getting new ideas, which they will take home to their spouses.
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"Oh, yeah, how do you know she's bisexual?"
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Sooo.. they are open about these situations..... and you don't expect there was ANY touching going on?
Even in the bathrooms where they try the clit-tickling lotions out...?

Some guys may put women in the stereotypical disinterested-in-sex box, but as you may know, things have changed an awful lot, and many women have thrown off those shackles and play around quite a bit with their gal-pals (or as you say, known-lesbian or bi- attendees) at times/opportunities like these.
 
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I've organised a couplf of these events. All 'tickling' substitutes the nose for the clitoris.

And in Canada, the sales reps aren't allowed to sell to people who are intoxicated, so while wine is ok, the companies are pretty clear: don't let anyone get drunk, as it affects the profits!
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