Brian Kowalczuk
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This afternoon I was re-organizing my Battlestar Galactica game while my niece (eating potato chips) watched. Last night, when cleaning up after a game my friend who will remain nameless (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) slipped a chunk of dead skin, torn from his heal, into my box. Today my niece dropped a chip and and picked up what she thought was a salty snack. Much to her surprise she spit out a hunk o' foot and promptly gagged.gulp
Nice going buddy way to make a little girl cry!cry

Can anyone top this?
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Paul Dale
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Dice. Far more disgusting.

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Him:


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Phil Alberg
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Monopoly
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Murray Lewis
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Colonial Viper Ace wrote:
Can anyone top this?


Not without violating several health and safety directives.
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About twenty years ago my brother's family was playing Monopoly when my brother noticed his wife absent mindedly chewing on something she found in the game box... it turned out to be a dried up worm that she thought was a shoe lace!
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Ryan Newell
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Lord UnknowN wrote:
About twenty years ago my brother's family was playing Monopoly when my brother noticed his wife absent mindedly chewing on something she found in the game box... it turned out to be a dried up worm that she thought was a shoe lace!


I think a dirty old hunk of shoe lace would be worse.
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a Reiner Knizia game... LOL
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The mold in my copy of Duel in the Dark
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Dust and a very old exoskeleton. shake
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I used to be the used games buyer at a used book store. Trust me, you're much happier with me not telling you the things that I have found in game boxes... gulp

Just suffice to say that I have seen disgusting. yuk
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Wendell
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Magalon or Lunch Money.
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I rescued a copy of Fortress America from a relative's basement. Upon removing the contents I found used Q-tips, a petrified twinky, and an archaic electric razor!
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Nice one Phil - I knnew when I read the title somebody had to do it, and you did!
Spielfreak wrote:
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fellonmyhead wrote:
Nice one Phil - I knnew when I read the title somebody had to do it, and you did!
Spielfreak wrote:


Got one better...brace yourself...

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zombie AAAAAUGH!!! gulp

 
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The map in Twilight Struggle.
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Step 1, cut a hole in a box.
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This wasn't in the box but it got very close......I was digging Ikusa out of a bathroom closet and somehow ended up with the "sticker" side of a lightly used sanitary napkin stuck on my knee...
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A severed head, some brains, a couple of hearts and some other body parts.

But then again, the game was called It's Alive!
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Dead mouse (had apparently been in there a long time too, as it was pretty much mummified).
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An overwhelming number of wooden cubes?
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I bought a copy of Lord of the Rings: Risk that was filled with sand and dog hair. surprise
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A Severed Hand.





Just kidding, but I have seen some pretty disgusting inserts.


 
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