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http://www.findingmygoddess.com/



Are YOU a Woman Who Has Most of the Extensive Goddess-Qualifications?

Hi. I'm Mark. Thanks for visiting my web site.

I'm looking for a true Goddess for life-long intimate relationship and awesome marriage. She is HIGHLY intelligent, VERY sexy, and DEEPLY spiritual.

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

In this message I state what I want, and I do it firmly, assertively, and quite seriously. But I am negotiable. If you are interested but have objections, please feel free to state your objections to me. Also, because my tone is so serious here, this web site does not reveal my sense of humor. But if you get to know me, I will make you laugh and laugh and laugh! Seriously!
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If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
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pronoblem wrote:
http://www.findingmygoddess.com/



Are YOU a Woman Who Has Most of the Extensive Goddess-Qualifications?

Hi. I'm Mark. Thanks for visiting my web site.

I'm looking for a true Goddess for life-long intimate relationship and awesome marriage. She is HIGHLY intelligent, VERY sexy, and DEEPLY spiritual.

Please accept my apology for the length of this message. There is really no way to condense it into a nutshell, so if it's too long for you, then we are not a match. I wish you the best of luck finding the relationship you want and deserve. I am seeking a woman who LOVES it that I have put so much thought into creating a fabulous, transcendent relationship... someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!

In this message I state what I want, and I do it firmly, assertively, and quite seriously. But I am negotiable. If you are interested but have objections, please feel free to state your objections to me. Also, because my tone is so serious here, this web site does not reveal my sense of humor. But if you get to know me, I will make you laugh and laugh and laugh! Seriously!


//tapping fingers impatiently/anxiously

OK, why does he think that any woman that would even come close to being goddess-like would even need to be looking for a guy on teh intrawebs?

Hmmmmmmmm.......and secondly, any close-to-being-a-goddess/goddess-like woman would probably NOT give this guy a second glance!!!

//rant over
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Somewhere Mahir is saying "That's MY sthick! Back off!"
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Oh this just gets better...

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What I seek is an exquisite Love Dance in which my male role is to lead (as in ballroom dancing) and my Goddess's female role is to surrender in ecstasy. She IS the dance. (At a ballroom dance event, who does the audience mostly look at?—the girl!) My interest is NOT in controlling her, but rather in creating ecstasy in her, and (as in ballroom dancing) that requires a strong male lead. But I cannot make her surrender to my lead. What I can do is to make myself irresistible.... and then extend my open hand to her and ask, "Will you dance with me?" If she takes my hand and surrenders into my arms, then that is God's Will, not my control.

I would love to find a woman who herself is a leader (but I do not require that she be a leader)... and I am referring to her being a leader in the world, NOT the leader in our Love Dance. In our Love Dance, she surrenders her exquisite femininity to my powerful masculine lead and lets me FEED her with the energy she needs to be powerful and effective in ALL that she does in the world.


Control freak.
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Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions.

Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)

She is in excellent health, although she may have some minor health issues she is working on.

She is tobacco free and drug free. She is either alcohol free or nearly so.

She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.

Her home is clean, orderly and uncluttered. However, if she has small children living with her, messes caused by her kids are okay.


Sounds like he's looking for a Stepford Wife!!! And did you see the section on meditation? shake

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Its spam by website rather than bothering with a mailing list.

Impressive.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
And did you see the section on meditation?


I actually thought that was the best part. No joke.
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What's goin' on with his lower eyelids?
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What's goin' on with his lower eyelids?


Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.

I mean if he were such a catch, why would he need to advertise? Geesh!!

Something rotten in Denmark!!
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JoshBot wrote:
What's goin' on with his lower eyelids?

Which set?
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EgorjLileli wrote:

Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.


Come on, MMB! It's been working for me for years!
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EgorjLileli wrote:
JoshBot wrote:
What's goin' on with his lower eyelids?


Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.

I mean if he were such a catch, why would he need to advertise? Geesh!!

Something rotten in Denmark!!


He said he would make himself irresistible. This I highly doubt.
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jarredscott78 wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:

Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.


Come on, MMB! It's been working for me for years!


Really. Forgive me if I doubt.
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Toggy wrote:
jarredscott78 wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:

Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.


Come on, MMB! It's been working for me for years!


Really. Forgive me if I doubt.


I forgive you.
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oh, look at that guy and tell me you wouldn't want to have sacred sex with him and utilize its magic to manifest his Global Vision.

Also, if you tease a woman 'hard and relentlessly', and she laughs uncontrollably, you're doing it wrong.

I like how he claims he loves unconditionally, but if she changes her hairstyle, she's out. no exceptions
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But the hairstyle is where all the MAGIC is.
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pronoblem wrote:
Woman Who Has Most of the Extensive Goddess-Qualifications?


You called...

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Toggy wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
JoshBot wrote:
What's goin' on with his lower eyelids?


Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.

I mean if he were such a catch, why would he need to advertise? Geesh!!

Something rotten in Denmark!!


He said he would make himself irresistible. This I highly doubt.


Maybe not, I bet he can lick his own eyebrows.
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http://www.angelbase.com/

This is his project, that will make him a billionaire by the end of the year.
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jarredscott78 wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:

Typical selfish, high self-esteem male: He wants a goddess but does nothing to improve his looks, personality, etc.


Come on, MMB! It's been working for me for years! :D


Well, no offense to "Mark" but I've seen photos of you Jarred and well.......there is NO competition!!
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EgorjLileli wrote:


Well, no offense to "Mark" but I've seen photos of you Jarred and well.......there is NO competition!!

Flattery will only earn you thumbs and tips.
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OK, I found it!! The "Cream":

//giggles

I have to "spoiler" it 'cause it is RSP stuff--Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Spoiler (click to reveal)
Passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count,"


That's it folks, he's not fully--ahem, functional!!
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