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What's your position on using oils during intimacy?
How often do various oils end up in your sexual activities.
A Lot!
Sometimes.
Not as often as I like.
I never tried - but will.
Don't be gross.
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I'm a 10/40 guy myself... we don't get too many weather extremes around here so a mid-range oil does the job. If I was to get a hold of a late model unit... say a 1989 or newer model... legal, of course... I'd probably use nothing but synthetics.
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Putting oil on an otherwise perfectly tasty body is like putting ketchup on caviar gulp
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There's an "extra-virgin" joke here somewhere...
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AT 22 wrote:
Putting oil on an otherwise perfectly tasty body is like putting ketchup on caviar gulp


You do realize that caviar is fish eggs? There's a fish odor joke in here somewhere.
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AT 22 wrote:
Putting oil on an otherwise perfectly tasty body is like putting ketchup on caviar gulp


You do realize that when you get caviar, it's packed in oil, right?
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Octavian wrote:
There's an "extra-virgin" joke here somewhere...


When I was younger, it used to be "extra-virgin" and "virgin" oil...now it is just "old, worn out" oil.
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Geosphere wrote:
AT 22 wrote:
Putting oil on an otherwise perfectly tasty body is like putting ketchup on caviar gulp


You do realize that when you get caviar, it's packed in oil, right?


Yeah but I usually don't have oral sex with fish eggs
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AT 22 wrote:

Yeah but I usually don't have oral sex with fish eggs


In some ways, AT, you and I are very different people.
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AT 22 wrote:
Geosphere wrote:
AT 22 wrote:
Putting oil on an otherwise perfectly tasty body is like putting ketchup on caviar gulp


You do realize that when you get caviar, it's packed in oil, right?


Yeah but I usually don't have oral sex with fish eggs

This has more to do with toothpaste than oil.
 
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I figure in ten years the question won't be whether or not to use massage oil. It'll be deciding between KY Jelly or Poly-Grip.
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