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As many of you know, I am on a diet.

Daughter the Older comes into the game room and asks me, "What's your favorite kind of doughnut?"

I tell her that it's a maple bar.

Then she leaves.

Now, I'm here dying for a MAPLE BAR!

What the hell?!
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Mmmm...Donuts! This is why diets are evil. devilI think I'll go get a Maple Bar myselfdevil
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A maple bar is not a doughnut, it's a pastry. And if you're on a diet, you should be eating apple fritters. They've got apples, so they're healthy.

Apple fritters. Truly food of the gods.
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It's like the Book of Job, she's testing you. If you can hold out, it will only make your will stronger!
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Three cheers for Joe's daughter... an innocent evil genius who makes grown men despair and crave forbidden pastries that some men were never meant to know or hold gently in their arms.

I say make her Chit Chatter of the Day.
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At least she didn't show you pictures of them or anything!



Edit: Oh, they look tasty. I think I'll go have one now...too bad you're on a diet and can't have one also!
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ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ/ πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν./...
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I've never had these.Can someone tell me why they think them so yummy and delicious?

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I really HAVE never encountered they items before.
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whac3 wrote:
I've never had these.Can someone tell me why they think them so yummy and delicious?

devil

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I really HAVE never encountered they items before.
They're basically donuts in a different shape, with icing made of maple syrup and butter. Tasty, but not recommended for people on diets.
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joebelanger wrote:
As many of you know, I am on a diet.

Daughter the Older comes into the game room and asks me, "What's your favorite kind of doughnut?"

I tell her that it's a maple bar.

Then she leaves.

Now, I'm here dying for a MAPLE BAR!

What the hell?!


Dude, you are married with kids. Who are you trying to impress? Forget the diet. Diets are a ploy by the dietary industrial complex to control people. Fight the power, eat a doughnut!
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She is going to bring you a fat-free, carbohydrate-free, 50 calorie maple bar. It will taste like paper. But you will eat it with a big smile on your face and tell her, "Thank you! It was delicious! I love you very much!" She will skip out of the room with a big grin on her face. Then you will look for the nearest package of gum or mints to kill the taste. You are a wonderful father for making your daughter so happy.
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While you're at it, if you can get a Shipley's to FedEx me a dozen chocolate-filled in a crush-proof sealed container for Sunday delivery, that'd be awesome.

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What's your second favorite kind of doughnut?
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I vote evil.
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Gola wrote:
What's your second favorite kind of doughnut?


Ooh, I've never had to think two-deep on doughnuts. I'd say it's a:

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tie betweeen (help me decide, please):
Raspberry Filled
Apple Fritter
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Obviously Maple Bar was the wrong answer. If you had answered correctly she would have brought you a prize. Go with apple fritter next time.
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wmshub wrote:
At least she didn't show you pictures of them or anything!



Edit: Oh, they look tasty. I think I'll go have one now...too bad you're on a diet and can't have one also!


That was the dirtiest/funniest trick. I can totally smell them.
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Apple fritters. Truly food of the gods.

No way, man. Blueberry fritters. Y'know, for the Vitamin C?
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She is evil in training.
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When I'm on a diet I like to watch Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

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Definitely evil. Oh, and...


Spoiler (click to reveal)
BACON


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amwiles wrote:

Definitely evil. Oh, and...


Spoiler (click to reveal)
BACON




http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php

Left column, third down.
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Reading this thread before bed is


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Dave wrote:
berserkley wrote:
Apple fritters. Truly food of the gods.

No way, man. Blueberry fritters. Y'know, for the Vitamin C?


Ruin a diet? Those things look so nasty they may inspire a diet.

I mean look at them. I think my neighbor's dog has been leaving Blueberry Fritters on my lawn.
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Erniepaul wrote:
amwiles wrote:

Definitely evil. Oh, and...


Spoiler (click to reveal)
BACON




http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php

Left column, third down.


The map to Valhalla, my good sir.
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