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Violet Grace Bunny
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Hi! My name is Violet Grace Bunny, and I'm relatively new to BoardGameGeek. I did not sign up for an account at first because I just wanted to read about my favorite games, such as Hare & Tortoise and The Peter Rabbit Game.

I found the Chit Chat forum and realized that there are many people here who are peculiar, strange, and quirky. Oh my goodness, you people need help! Also, there are people who do not know how to be nice and polite, especially in that other forum!

So I created a BoardGameGeek account in order to answer questions that other people may have about situations they are going through, how to try to fit into normal society, or how to be polite. As my grandmother always said, "a good bunny has more ears than mouth," so I'm hear to listen!
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I thought that's why chit chat had Magdar.
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Geosphere wrote:
I thought that's why chit chat had Magdar.


advice rabbit wrote:
"a good bunny has more ears than mouth,"


I think Magdar just likes to put bunny ears in his mouth.
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Dear Violent Bunny,
Magdar need help being more violent. Sometimes Magdar have three or more dwarves in cave. Magdar want to crush all dwarves, but can only throw two boulders at time. Magdar recognize that if bunny can be violent, even lava demon can learn something.

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So is this a case of "Take my advice, I'm not using it." Or is it, "Advice is free, and you get what you pay for."
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No, don't you see? That's the beauty here. This is a free lesson in irony. I mean, you have a post that suggests that people act in a way while acting in opposition of that suggestion. Congratulations dear bunny, you have humbled us with your literary prowess.
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Magdar wrote:
Dear Violent Bunny,
Magdar need help being more violent. Sometimes Magdar have three or more dwarves in cave. Magdar want to crush all dwarves, but can only throw two boulders at time. Magdar recognize that if bunny can be violent, even lava demon can learn something.

Magdar

Dear Magdar,

I appreciate your post! First of all, I do want you to know that I am not trying to take anything away from what you are doing for Chit Chat. I just want to provide a different kind of "advice column," if you will.

Have you considered inviting some dwarves over to your cave for tea? They might be nice if you get to know them a little better. Then you can save your boulders for something else, like decorating your garden.

Violet
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Violet,

So do you know Winkles and Jingles the Pony? And how do you really feel about Magdar?

Amy

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advice rabbit wrote:
Magdar wrote:
Dear Violent Bunny,
Magdar need help being more violent. Sometimes Magdar have three or more dwarves in cave. Magdar want to crush all dwarves, but can only throw two boulders at time. Magdar recognize that if bunny can be violent, even lava demon can learn something.

Magdar

Dear Magdar,

I appreciate your post! First of all, I do want you to know that I am not trying to take anything away from what you are doing for Chit Chat. I just want to provide a different kind of "advice column," if you will.

Have you considered inviting some dwarves over to your cave for tea? They might be nice if you get to know them a little better. Then you can save your boulders for something else, like decorating your garden.

Violet


Magdar think Magdar understand where bunny going with this. Get all dwarves in one place close together, then can crush all at once with one big boulder!
Thanks!
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Dear Violet Grace Bunny,

Do you know any good recipes for Rabbit Stew?

Yours, hungrily,
Jon.
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Violet, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing cripples, raising from the dead.
And now I understand you're a Bunny,
At least, that's what you've said.
So, you are the Bunny, you're the great Advice Bunny.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true.
Come on, Great Advice Bunny.
Violet, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you tried.
So, you are the Bunny, you're the great Advice Bunny.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, Great Advice Bunny.
I only ask what I'd ask any superstar.
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are.
I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan.
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any woman.
So, if you are the Bunny, yes the great Advice Bunny!
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head.
Or has something gone wrong. Violet, why do you take so long?
Oh come on, Great Advice Bunny.
Hey! Aren't you scared of me Violet?
Mr. Wonderful Bunny?
You're a joke. You're not the Bunny.
You are nothing but a fraud.
Take her away.
She's got nothing to say!
Get out you Advice Bunny of the,
Get out Bunny of the,
Oh get out you Great Advice Bunny!
Get out of here!
Get out of here you,
Get out of my life.
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Violet Grace Bunny
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amwiles wrote:

Violet,

So do you know Winkles and Jingles the Pony? And how do you really feel about Magdar?

Amy


Dear Amy,

I have read posts of both Winkles and Jingles, and I think they are very fine animals indeed. Unfortunately, I have not met them personally. I don't often get to travel very far from my burrow.

I have also read Magdar's advice column. Although I believe he means well, I am afraid that we do not always agree on the best course of action.

Violet
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Violet Grace Bunny
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Magdar wrote:
advice rabbit wrote:
Magdar wrote:
Dear Violent Bunny,
Magdar need help being more violent. Sometimes Magdar have three or more dwarves in cave. Magdar want to crush all dwarves, but can only throw two boulders at time. Magdar recognize that if bunny can be violent, even lava demon can learn something.

Magdar

Dear Magdar,

I appreciate your post! First of all, I do want you to know that I am not trying to take anything away from what you are doing for Chit Chat. I just want to provide a different kind of "advice column," if you will.

Have you considered inviting some dwarves over to your cave for tea? They might be nice if you get to know them a little better. Then you can save your boulders for something else, like decorating your garden.

Violet


Magdar think Magdar understand where bunny going with this. Get all dwarves in one place close together, then can crush all at once with one big boulder!
Thanks!

Dear Magdar,

Although I am happy that you found my suggestion useful, I am afraid that you did not quite take my meaning! Why not simply have them over for dinner?

Violet
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Dear Violet,

Pancakes, your position about them? And ducks? And granite?

Thank you.
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EYE of NiGHT wrote:
Dear Violet Grace Bunny,

Do you know any good recipes for Rabbit Stew?

Yours, hungrily,
Jon.

Dear Jon,

Yes! My grandmother used to make her locally famous "Mrs. Rabbit's Stew" for social gatherings. It was very tasty. Before she was caught by a local farmer, she shared her recipe with me. I am posting it below.

Violet


* 2 3/4 cups red wine vinegar
* 3 cups water
* 1 1/2 tablespoons white sugar
* 8 whole cloves
* 1 medium onion, thinly sliced
* 5 stalks celery, chopped
* 5 carrots, chopped
* 1 lemon, thinly sliced
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
* 1 tablespoon salt
* 1 teaspoon pickling spice
* 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
* 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
* 1 1/2 tablespoons vegetable oil

DIRECTIONS
1. In a large pot, combine the water, white sugar, whole cloves, onion, celery, lemon, cinnamon, ground cloves, salt, pickling spice and black pepper. Bring to a boil, then allow to cool.
2. Heat the oven until it is good and hot. Spread flour out onto a parchment or aluminum foil lined baking sheet. Bake for about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the flour is a light brown color.
3. In a jar with a lid, mix the liquid with the toasted flour. Close the lid, and shake vigorously until well blended with no lumps. Heat a pan with oil over low heat. Gradually stir in the liquid mixture, stirring constantly until slightly thickened. Cover and simmer over low heat for 1 hour.

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Dear Tog MMB VGB,

Have you heard this joke?:

Oscar The Rabbit says to Mabel The Rabbit "Please hand me the soap"

Mabel The Rabbit replies "We're out of soap"

Then, Oscar The Rabbit replies, in an angry voice, "Well then, no soap... no RADIO!
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MWChapel wrote:
Violet, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing cripples, raising from the dead.
And now I understand you're a Bunny,
At least, that's what you've said.
So, you are the Bunny, you're the great Advice Bunny.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true.
Come on, Great Advice Bunny.
Violet, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you tried.
So, you are the Bunny, you're the great Advice Bunny.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, Great Advice Bunny.
I only ask what I'd ask any superstar.
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are.
I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan.
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any woman.
So, if you are the Bunny, yes the great Advice Bunny!
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head.
Or has something gone wrong. Violet, why do you take so long?
Oh come on, Great Advice Bunny.
Hey! Aren't you scared of me Violet?
Mr. Wonderful Bunny?
You're a joke. You're not the Bunny.
You are nothing but a fraud.
Take her away.
She's got nothing to say!
Get out you Advice Bunny of the,
Get out Bunny of the,
Oh get out you Great Advice Bunny!
Get out of here!
Get out of here you,
Get out of my life.

Dear Mr. Chapel,

I am afraid that you have been hearing rumors about me! I think you may have me confused with someone else.

Violet
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Dear Violet,

Should we all leave now? We are not needed here any more. We have the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, sock puppets talking to each other... mass hysteria! What else is there?

Confused in Paranoia.
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Violet,

My daughters don't always eat their carrots. What to do?

Sincerely,

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advice rabbit wrote:
Magdar wrote:
advice rabbit wrote:
Magdar wrote:
Dear Violent Bunny,
Magdar need help being more violent. Sometimes Magdar have three or more dwarves in cave. Magdar want to crush all dwarves, but can only throw two boulders at time. Magdar recognize that if bunny can be violent, even lava demon can learn something.

Magdar

Dear Magdar,

I appreciate your post! First of all, I do want you to know that I am not trying to take anything away from what you are doing for Chit Chat. I just want to provide a different kind of "advice column," if you will.

Have you considered inviting some dwarves over to your cave for tea? They might be nice if you get to know them a little better. Then you can save your boulders for something else, like decorating your garden.

Violet


Magdar think Magdar understand where bunny going with this. Get all dwarves in one place close together, then can crush all at once with one big boulder!
Thanks!

Dear Magdar,

Although I am happy that you found my suggestion useful, I am afraid that you did not quite take my meaning! Why not simply have them over for dinner?

Violet


Violet:

I am shocked and appalled. Eating dwarves? The horror. We all know they are best squished with rocks. Now for dinner.

Sincerily

Amwiles
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jarredscott78 wrote:
Dear Tog MMB VGB,

Have you heard this joke?:

Oscar The Rabbit says to Mabel The Rabbit "Please hand me the soap"

Mabel The Rabbit replies "We're out of soap"

Then, Oscar The Rabbit replies, in an angry voice, "Well then, no soap... no RADIO!


Way off................AGAIN, Jarred!!!

shake I wish I had THAT much time to waste spend!

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jarredscott78 wrote:
Oscar The Rabbit says to Mabel The Rabbit "Please hand me the soap"

Mabel The Rabbit replies "We're out of soap"

Then, Oscar The Rabbit replies, in an angry voice, "Well then, no soap... no RADIO!




Now th' way I hoid it:

Two penguins are in a bathtub.
One say to the other, "Hey, would you pass the soap."
The other one says, "What do I look like, a refrigerator?"
*rimshot*

Hey-Oh!






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Dear Violet,

Pancakes, your position about them? And ducks? And granite?

Thank you.

Dear João,

Pancakes are very tasty, especially if one can get some clover syrup to pour over the top. They are, however, meant to be eaten at breakfast, and not to be put upon little bunnies' heads! Although I do not have any little bunnies myself yet, I do know that my cousin's small ones try her patience by putting all sorts of breakfast items on their heads.

Ducks are usually very friendly, and there are several ducks in the community I am friends with. Perhaps we can be friends, too?

I do not care for granite. People dig up the ground to get it out, and often small, furry creatures have to move because of it. Fortunately, we do not have any granite where I live.

Violet
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jarredscott78 wrote:
Dear Tog MMB VGB,

Have you heard this joke?:

Oscar The Rabbit says to Mabel The Rabbit "Please hand me the soap"

Mabel The Rabbit replies "We're out of soap"

Then, Oscar The Rabbit replies, in an angry voice, "Well then, no soap... no RADIO!

Dear Jarred,

No, I have not heard that joke before. Are you sure that it is a joke? I do not understand it if it is.

And I had a question for you! Is your last name Scott or Handy?

Violet
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