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João 'Finding a new way to make you WTF today' Marum
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To crush your waffles, see them mopped before you, and to hear the lamentation of the maple syrup.
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So says Ben Giskahn, the short order cook.
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MGBM wrote:
To crush your waffles, see them mopped before you, and to hear the lamentation of the maple syrup.


Sorry, João this is a HUGE "FAIL"!!!

Where in the heck is the BACON???



"Crush your waffles, watch the square pools of maple syrup escape and MOP THEM UP WITH BACON!!!!"


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I am astounded at you!!!
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Uh, MMB, ya gotta have "lamentations" in there somewhere. It's in the quote and all. If you can work bacon in there with that restriction, fine.

Maybe you could just let it be the speaker of the quote. Bac-on the Barbarian.
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What is best in life?


When you wake in the morning after a terrific dream and a tremendous machine gun blast from the southern thunder.

A breakfast fit for kings and made by your queen.

A BM in the morning that leaves you feeling cleaner than the Tidy Bowl Man.

A rapid transit to work with no stress and a car full of sophmore girls who want to show you their newly minted tatas.

A workday that moves faster than a burrito through the stomach plagued with stomach flu.

And lastly a trip home that ends with kisses from the kids and missus along with a BBQ that makes your gut thank you and your kids pass out from grateful excess in their beds leaving you time to snuggle with the missus.
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EgorjLileli wrote:
MGBM wrote:
To crush your waffles, see them mopped before you, and to hear the lamentation of the maple syrup.


Sorry, João this is a HUGE "FAIL"!!!

Where in the heck is the BACON???



"Crush your waffles, watch the square pools of maple syrup escape and MOP THEM UP WITH BACON!!!!"


:shake:

I am astounded at you!!!


Second attempt per Larry's request:

Ahem.....


"Crush your waffles, watch the square pools of maple syrup try to escape, and mop them up with bacon while you hear the lamentations of your jealous neighbors, the mamma pig, and your unlucky dogs."
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"To crush your bacon, to see them fry on the fire of your anger, and to hear the lamentation of your woman"
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Donuts and Waffles come from the sky, from the Baker of the sky. But Bacon is your god, Bacon, he lives in the earth. Once, Submarines lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Bacon, and they took from him the enigma of Maple Syrup. Bacon was angered. And the Table shook. Donuts and Waffles struck down these Submarines, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of Maple Syrup and left it on the breakfast table. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not Submarines. Just men. The secret of Maple Syrup has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not Ducks....This you can trust.



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Here's one for all you bacon-lovers.
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