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I'll start a story with one sentence. You post the next sentence of the story. Hilarity (hopefully) ensues.



Once upon a time there lived a brave little squid named Timmy.
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Timmy was like most squid, except that he had a secret that he didn't dare tell anybody.
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But that was OK, since he had bacon and submarines and did not need to care about if his secret got out.
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But then his secret did get out, and suddenly all his bacon-filled submarines were in perilous jeopardy!
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He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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You see his arch enemy Jimmy the Octopus found out where Timmy hid his bacon-filled submarines and was planing on stealing them.
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In a fit of terror laced with rage, Timmy made a bowl of oatmeal.
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And as he pulled the slightly over cooked bowl of gray mush from the microwave, a plan began to formulate deep in his mind.
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It was then that his colon ruptured.
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But he was unsure what that mean or if he even had one, given that he was a squid, with a somewhat simplistic neurological and gastrointestinal systems.
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So instead of rushing to the emergency room, he ate his bowl of rage-filled oatmeal.
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The oatmeal was full of fiber so Timmy took a bathroom break.
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That was when he confirmed that, as he suspected, he did not actually have a colon.
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Which led him to wonder just what the hell HAD ruptured.
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Was it his--oh ho, it was--his submarine filled with bacon had ruptured! DAMN YOU JIMMY!
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Quickly, with the enegry that a squid can get only from eating oatmeal, Timmy jetted across the ocean to check on his beloved bacon-filled submarines.
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And there they sat, just where he left them...
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Jimmy, the arch enemy, was patiently lurking behind a nearby grove of seaweed, his tentacles drifting and rippling in time with the current.
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Timmy had clearly heard the distinctive sound of something rupturing, and it was neither his colon nor his submarines, but he lacked the attention span necessary to continuing investigating and went back to make more oatmeal.
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It took a while to thresh the oats.
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As he threshed, he considered what to do should Jimmy the Octopus follow through on the threat to give him the inking of a lifetime.
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Should he follow the advice of his mother and turn the other tentacle? Like She always used to say, if an octopus gives you ink, make a fountain pen.
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Or, should he follow the advice of his father, and stand up (or rather swim up) for what he believes in...?
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Suddenly, a shot rang out!
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But how do you make a fountain pen anyway? He decided to go to the library.
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The library of sexual congress.
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