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Johannes Åman Pohjola
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...and requires the complete and total cooperation of everyone.
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I call the asian chicks.
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What else can we solve?
Let's not stop at racism: what other problems can we solve?

1. Religious bigotry can be solved by, over generations, forcefully brainwashing people into atheists.
2. Internet piracy can be solved by shutting down the internet.
3. Terrorism can be solved by preemptively blowing up all our embassies, kidnapping our leaders etc until the terrorists will have to concede for lack of interesting targets.
4. War can be solved if we force everyone to just get along.
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And then wars will be fought over accent. Shoe size. Left handedness.

Have you not read Lathe Of Heaven?
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I'm a fan of the more simple solution of: Not Being an Asshole.
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I call the Latinas!



//Both of us are lefties.
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DarthXaos wrote:
Forcibly interbreed everyone until there is no more distinguishable "race".



Been there, done that. Your turn.
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joebelanger wrote:
I'm a fan of the more simple solution of: Not Being an Asshole.

Good luck with that one. Forcible interbreeding sounds more plausible.
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I thought we were killing everyone we don't like. I guess I need to pay better attention.
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MWChapel wrote:
I call the Latinas!


I married mine first.
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quozl wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
I call the Latinas!


I married mine first.


Did you breed?
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MWChapel wrote:
quozl wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
I call the Latinas!


I married mine first.


Did you breed?


Yes we did. Our offspring is going to be 8 years old in a little over 2 weeks.
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quozl wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
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I call the Latinas!


I married mine first.


Did you breed?


Yes we did. Our offspring is going to be 8 years old in a little over 2 weeks.


Johnny-Come-Lately's... both of you. Mine are 31 and 28... and then I decided to have a white kid because there are extra people of color to go around and how will we end racism if we don't keep producing white people to interbreed with non-whites?
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DWTripp wrote:
quozl wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
quozl wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
I call the Latinas!


I married mine first.


Did you breed?


Yes we did. Our offspring is going to be 8 years old in a little over 2 weeks.


Johnny-Come-Lately's... both of you. Mine are 31 and 28... and then I decided to have a white kid because there are extra people of color to go around and how will we end racism if we don't keep producing white people to interbreed with non-whites?


Then we have done our part.
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DarthXaos wrote:
mdp4828 wrote:
I call the asian chicks.


Actually for maximum genetic diversity, you would need to mate with every race except your own.


I want everyone to know that my kids are not mixed!



They are 100% human.
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BFoy wrote:
They are 100% human.


That's what you think.
 
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Great Picture Chapel!!

How did an ape like you make such a beautiful baby? Good thing your wife seems to be from the deep end of the gene pool. The baby looks nothing like your avatar.
:laugh;
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Meerkat wrote:
Great Picture Chapel!!

How did an ape like you make such a beautiful baby? Good thing your wife seems to be from the deep end of the gene pool. The baby looks nothing like your avatar.
:laugh;



I don't know...he's pretty hairy.
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My wife's half Asian, so I guess I can be in the cool club, too.
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I'm still working on mixing Italians and Irish. Or are those not races anymore?
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Why stop with interbreeding among races... go for diversity between species as well.

http://www.reason.com/blog/show/126244.html
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Geez, Chapel! I didn't see the resemblance when we met Dax the other night, but that kid really looks like you.

Seriously. No pat-test needed.
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"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction."
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MWChapel wrote:
I call the Latinas!

//Both of us are lefties.


One more vote for the latinas lefties.
Latinas have some temper, so I'd rather not debate politics with the wife anyway.
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HavocIsHere wrote:
MWChapel wrote:
I call the Latinas!

//Both of us are lefties.


One more vote for the latinas lefties.
Latinas have some temper, so I'd rather not debate politics with the wife anyway.


IF I had a wife with a temper AND she was a leftie, I would take this as a good match. With a dominant right, I'm more likely to block those left hooks.
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