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Scene the first.

Jeff and Amy are driving down the road. Well, Jeff is driving and Amy is riding along. They are going to Jeff's work, because Jeff has to work. And Amy has a meeting there this morning.

Amy: So I was reading that hippie website this morning.

Jeff: Which one is that?

Amy: treehugger.com. It seemed to be a good site for how to incorporate being "green" into your everyday life.

Jeff: Oh, yeah?

Amy: Yeah. But it's not. It's extra hippie. I was reading an article about diapers, and you know how there was that study that showed that disposables are actually better for the environment than cloth because of all the water and electricity used and stuff? And pesticides for growing cotton?

Jeff: Yeah.

Amy: Well this said you should buy organic cotton. And better still, you should buy hemp diapers.

Jeff: Hemp! That's all hippie!

Amy: Well, apparently you can't buy 100% hemp diapers; you have to get a 50/50 blend. This other lady said she makes her own. And then this other lady said she just uses old t-shirts.

Jeff: Gah! How is that even going to work?

Amy: I don't know. She said she folds them up or something. If we put that on Ian, there'd be poop everywhere!

Jeff: You know that picture of that guy in a suit that MGBM always posts? And he's leaning back like this? Jeff leans back and gets a horrified expression on his face. Yeah. Insert that here.


Scene the second.

Jeff and Amy are back in the SUV again, having finished work and having eaten massive nachos at Freebirds!. They are driving through the Freebirds! parking lot. Well, Jeff is driving and Amy is riding along.

Jeff: You see that guy there?

Amy: That guy? That's not Ben.

Jeff: No, I know.

Amy: Is that the guy you thought was Ben?

Jeff: No.

Amy: Oh.

Jeff: He's going to be my next Chit Chat thread.

Amy: Really? You're going to be my next Chit Chat thread!

Jeff: Sweet! Ha!

Amy: Well, more like we're going to be my next Chit Chat thread.

Jeff: Oh.

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Psst. Amy, your turn.
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Rappak wrote:
Psst. Amy, your turn.


I just got back!!!

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Whoa! Far out! Hippies + "hemp" + "nachos" =



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Making your own diapers?

Modern industry was invented for a reason. And that reason was so that we wouldn't have to make our own diapers.
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You needed a car chase scene as a transition - didn't you read the Hollywood style guide?
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You totally should have named this thread "Driving Miss Amy."
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quozl wrote:
I don't care.


I don't care about your vagina.


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Why not just have a free range backyard baby?
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Verkisto wrote:
You totally should have named this thread "Driving Miss Amy."


Well, except then she'd have to get divorced!
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Rappak wrote:
Psst. Amy Rappak, your turn.

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ChitChat-Re-3, CHIT-CHAT HOITY TOITY, and chit chat samurai 2 are waiting for you
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purplewurple wrote:
Rappak wrote:
Psst. Amy Rappak, your turn.

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ChitChat-Re-3, CHIT-CHAT HOITY TOITY, and chit chat samurai 2 are waiting for you


I told you that SPielbyweb is blocked at work.

I thought we were waiting for a 4th for samurai. anyway, your turn on that.
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Maya Girl & I can often be found discussing Chit Chat like it's a sitcom we saw last night.
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Well, once again, just like Eggrak, the scene stealer is MGBM!!!

So far, he has featured in two Chit Chat couples' conversations.

I wonder if HiveGod and Maya Girl talk about him too????


The famous MGBM!!!


Hmmmmmmm...................
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sisteray wrote:
quozl wrote:
I don't care.


I don't care about your vagina.



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Verkisto wrote:
You totally should have named this thread "Driving Miss Mrs Amy."


Fixed that for you.I think jeff will be please.
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wmshub wrote:
Making your own diapers?

Modern industry was invented for a reason. And that reason was so that we wouldn't have to make our own diapers.


Too bad modern industry hasn't found a new way to change diapers...
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SVan wrote:
Too bad modern industry hasn't found a new way to change diapers...


What was wrong with the old way? (Let Mommy do it.)
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