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Disclaimer: This may not be understood well in the USA, but it should be fine for old British Commonwealth and a fair bit of Europe.

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says

"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession... Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,

"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our life a bit ?"

She said
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"No I don't think you understand - my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand."




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Funny shit, go All Blacks!

Edit: Don't sell all us yanks short.
 
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I've always heard that joke ended with, "and I like it in the scrum."
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OriginalDM wrote:
Edit: Don't sell all us yanks short.
I did say "may not" as opposed to "will not"
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Brilliant, literally lol'ed at work, and had to explain the joke, which noone got. Since rugby is even less famous to us than to the Americans.
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Got it fine here in Canada.
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I got it !
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Now explain to them Fraser how, until certain rule changes took effect, fisting a behind was tactically sound
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ozjesting wrote:
Now explain to them Fraser how, until certain rule changes took effect, fisting a behind was tactically sound


LOL, I would but since I come from an AFL state, my fine detailed knowledge on that Northern Game is limited. I will hand pass (to use an AFL term) that back to you for explanation cool
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