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Ben Bodrero
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We decided there needs to be a place on here for everyone to list their best jokes from playing Why Did the Chicken. Please feel free to add to this list as desired. This has the potential to be pretty funny. Oh, and lets keep 'em clean folks. Thanks.

So here is ours to start it off.


Q: Why did a millionaire go to heaven while poop went to hell?
A: The millionaire paid off the gatekeeper and all the poop had to offer was a few pebbles of corn.
 
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Ben Lott
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"Keep it clean" and you start with a poop joke?

Our funniest one was only funny in context and probably won't read as funny as it was on that day. I don't even remember the question, but it had to do with a monkey, and the funniest answer was someone who wrote down a bunch of monkey noises. This was made funnier by the mere fact that the writer of the punchline was also the reader and made a point of acting like a monkey while reading it (which was completely out of character for her.)
 
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I hate to be the bearer of this news, but your example is much like every game of WDTC...? I have ever played. I have yet to hear a truly funny joke. Most of the laughter comes from absurdity or drunkenness, not humor. Your mileage may vary, of course.
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Ben Bodrero
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Blott wrote:
"Keep it clean" and you start with a poop joke?


Yeah, I know, but what can you do???


As for the jokes being lame, it actuall crossed my mind several times that the laffy taffy people could come up with (slightly) better jokes for their wrappers playing this game. Anything coming out of this will inherently be pretty corny, but you are definitely guaranteed to laugh while playing it. Anyway, lets see what people come up with...
 
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Daniel Cristofani
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This.
 
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Not particularly funny, but clever enough to remember:

"What happened when a grave digger turned into a mime?"
- He couldn't get out of the invisible coffin.

 
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