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Okay, maybe not just yet, but soon. Ohio university scientists have developed technology for turning urine into fuel. Cheap hydrogen, actually.

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Using a nickel-based electrode, the scientists can create large amounts of cheap hydrogen from urine that could be burned or used in fuel cells. "One cow can provide enough energy to supply hot water for 19 houses," said Gerardine Botte, a professor at Ohio University developing the technology. "Soldiers in the field could carry their own fuel."


Hmm, maybe I should learn to pee standing up... I could practice with these...



Excuse me, my batteries are running low, I need another coffee!!

P.S. Please don't piss all over my thread. [COLOR=#F4F4FF]
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You opened the Pandora's box here Diane. Urine trouble now. The puns will be flowing freely. I expect a trickle of infantile replies any second now.
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I came to this thread genuinely expecting the joke about BP. I leave disappointed.
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pdclose wrote:
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Hmm, maybe I should learn to pee standing up



Start today with this

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product/286/990778/shewee.htm...


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Me play joke.
Me put Pee Pee in your Coke.
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Man...that's going to suck having to "plug myself into the charger" at night.
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Pfft. Amateurs.

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This weak little stream of 'jokes' is the best you people can muster? I must say, I'm disappointed.
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The stream of adverts for men on the telly where men miss out on fun events because they are "going often" and have "weak stream" are actually guys going to recharge the batteries in their cameras, mp3 players etc...

I thought the ads were for urinary problems !
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Oh, so you want a Tiger in your tank, eh?

Looks like these fellas have already jumped on the idea...

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ordago wrote:
That's how I power my Wii.
That's better, I was getting pissed.
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pdclose wrote:
Please pee in my tank.

If I had a dollar...
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pdclose wrote:

Hmm, maybe I should learn to pee standing up


Diane is this you?


Sorry if I let it leak out. (this weak joke was to keep cold fuzion happy)
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LEHaskell wrote:
cold_fuzion wrote:
ordago wrote:
That's how I power my Wii.
That's better, I was getting pissed.


Sorry, man. I'm just no kind of wiz at these things. You've got that territory marked.


Your saying that urine amateur?
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Toedash wrote:
pdclose wrote:

Hmm, maybe I should learn to pee standing up


Diane is this you?


Nah, hair's too long. More like this...



Oh wait, yer doin' it wrong!!

Ooo, look! Pretty!!



I'll file this under "If women designed men's bathrooms."
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Source: The Onion
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Bailing out the canoe?!!

They must've done that part of the survey in Minnesota.
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Have you never heard of Freshette????

"Anatomically designed to contour the female body for freedom and ease of use. If you are an active outdoor woman you know what a hassle it can be trying to urinate when restrooms are unsanitary or unavailable. The alternative of having to get halfway undressed can result in exposure to the elements and embarrassment. This is where the Sports & Travel Freshette plays a vital role, allowing you to urinate while standing, requiring minimal or no undressing."

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Please. If you want to make a splash you're going to have to stop being such a drip. You guys are all wet.
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Shit, I'm crap at puns.
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LEHaskell wrote:
That's it -- I'm tapped. I wash my hands of this.


Uhm, yeah, right, I want to believe you but I'm gonna pass on that handshake, 'k?

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Next time a gentleman offers his hand, keep this in mind: One-third of men don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

Not only that, if he tells you he washed his hands, he may not be telling the truth.
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It's true. My puns usually miss the mark. Others can floor me. It leaves me in a puddle of disappointment.

If there were a market for them, a pun of mine would be a porcelain pun.
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dreadpirate wrote:
It's true. My puns usually miss the mark. Others can floor me. It leaves me in a puddle of disappointment.

If there were a market for them, a pun of mine would be a porcelain pun.
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